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What is really fun to see at the Circus

Lions Show!

100

Which circus performers can see in the dark?

The acro-bats!

100

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?

A Elephone!

100

What kind of a key opens a banana?

A Monkey!

100

(The elevator was broken!)

Why did the great ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?

200

What is really fun to see at a circus?

Elephant!

200

Did you hear about the human cannonball?

He Got Fired!

200

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?

Cheer Her up!

200

Why did the monkey like the banana?

(Because it had appeal!)

200

(On the ape vine!)

Where do chimps get their gossip?

300

What Really Fun to see at the Circus?

Amazing Acting!

300

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The heat was in-tents!


300

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?

Time to get a new car!

300

What do monkeys do for laughs?

(They tell jokes about people!)

300

(Climb a tree and act like a banana!)

How do you catch a monkey?

400

What Really fun to see at the Circus?

Really funning People!

400

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny!

400

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling

400

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

(Anything you want, it can't hear you!)

400

Anywhere it wants!

Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?

500

What Is really fun to see at a circus?

Face Paint!

500

Why did the clown throw his clock out of the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

500

How do you know if there is a elephant in your refrigerator?

The Door Would Not Shut!

500

What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

(It won't be long now.)

500

Sir!!!

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?