What is really fun to see at the Circus
Lions Show!
Which circus performers can see in the dark?
The acro-bats!
How do elephants talk to each other long distance?
A Elephone!
What kind of a key opens a banana?
A Monkey!
(The elevator was broken!)
Why did the great ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
What is really fun to see at a circus?
Elephant!
Did you hear about the human cannonball?
He Got Fired!
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer Her up!
Why did the monkey like the banana?
(Because it had appeal!)
(On the ape vine!)
Where do chimps get their gossip?
What Really Fun to see at the Circus?
Amazing Acting!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
The heat was in-tents!
What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
Time to get a new car!
What do monkeys do for laughs?
(They tell jokes about people!)
(Climb a tree and act like a banana!)
How do you catch a monkey?
What Really fun to see at the Circus?
Really funning People!
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little funny!
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
(Anything you want, it can't hear you!)
Anywhere it wants!
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
What Is really fun to see at a circus?
Face Paint!
Why did the clown throw his clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
How do you know if there is a elephant in your refrigerator?
The Door Would Not Shut!
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
(It won't be long now.)
Sir!!!
What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?