Pets
School is in Session
Fun & Games
The 'Hood
What a Man!
200
What is CJ’s snakes name?
Snakey
200
Where did CJ go to elementary school?
St. Joes/St. Joseph
200
What is CJ’s favorite game of all time?
Dark Souls 1
200
How many roads in/out of Magnolia are there?
3
200
What does CJ stand for?
Christian Jerome
400
What is Minnie’s full name?
A Warm And Hearty Bowl Of Minestrone Soup
400
What two majors constitute CJ's Bachelor of Science degree?
Biology/Biochemistry
400
What is CJ's favorite generation of competitive Pokémon?
Gen 3 / ADV
400
CJ's family purchased their home in Magnolia from which family, who would go on to be good friends and fantasy football opponents?
The Rowleys
400
ACTION ROUND:
Draw DogHatArmSnake.
Key Points: Top hat with ribbon (stripes as tiebreaker), dark-colored ears, blank expression, snake body, stick figure arms (3 fingers canonically)
600
What was the name of CJ's horrible angry little terrier (who was loved dearly and is sorely missed) who was executed for her crimes in August 2018
Pebbles
600
What was the middle school mascot for CJ’s school?
Jaguars
600
What is CJ's highest win-rate board game (despite his fear-inducing reputation)
Settlers of Catan
600
What neighborhood did CJ first live in, prior to his family moving in his Kindergarten year?
Ballard
600
What did Peter force feed CJ throughout Neil Cicierega's "Bustin"?
Parsley
800
What was the name CJ gave to his first chicken?
Falca
800
What food item did CJ steal from the lunch line in high school, netting him a suspension for one day (and allowing him to avoid getting murdered by the Bellevue football team)?
Gushers
800
CJ's favorite video game from childhood?
(Specifically kids game)
Dinosaur Advenure 3D
800
What is the name of the waste treatment plant located in Discovery Park, adjacent to the lighthouse sharing the same title?
West Point Treatment Plant
800
What holiday is CJ's declared "claimed" day (though he has yet to throw a party for it)
Arbor Day
1000
How many kinds of pets did CJ and his family have growing up? (Note: must have coincided with time CJ lived with animal, excludes temporary stays, ignore species differences)
8
Dogs, Cats, Chickens, Fish, Hermit Crabs, Stick Bugs, Snake, Lizards
1000
For what class did CJ go on a weekend field trip to Leavenworth, where he locked his car keys in the trunk of his car- and then his phone died.
Entomology
1000
What is CJ's favorite Magic: The Gathering character, also the face of his most played Commander deck?
Quintorious Kand
1000
Prior to the Metropolitan Market, what grocery store occupied it's location (thereby making it the closest grocery store to CJ's childhood home)?
Thriftway
1000
What are the stripe colors on CJ's lucky shirt?
Red, yellow, green, navy blue