FACTS ABOUT CLAIRE THAT ARE JUST SO CANON
Claire famously attended a Comic Con event some years ago in a painfully meticulous cosplay recreation of this character.
Who is Captain Hook from Once Upon A Time?
Despite joining the fandom within the last few years, Claire is already among the top Spotify listeners and is certainly one of the most devoted fans of this British/Irish boyband of the early 2010s.
What is One Direction?
A phrase which can be typed into Google if one wanted to see a timeless photo of Claire and an iconic Italian celebrity.
BONUS: The publication who has the copyright on said photo.
What is Claire Scavone Cake Boss?
BONUS: What is the Republican American?
Because her ethnic roots lie in this famous Mediterranean country that looks suspiciously like a boot, Claire would have probably been a better choice for the role of Patrizia Reggiani Gucci in the movie House of Gucci which I heard was terrible and too long and Gaga can’t do the voice but the point of this question is Claire probably could because of her ethnic roots which lie in this famous Mediterranean country that looks suspiciously like a boot.
What is Italy?
After a triumphant squashing of the internalized misogyny that so often plagues people of the womanly persuasion, Claire became such an intent fan of this artist that they were her number one most listened to artist on Spotify wrapped this year I’m pretty sure but also could totally be wrong about this artist being number one but I do know for a fact they were in the top 5
Who is Taylor Swift?
These two celebrities (one an actor, one a “human” “woman”) almost ended their relationship after one of them met Claire on set of the show High Fidelity and saw her stunning face, hot bod, and that she was real and did exist and was not made entirely of plastic like his current girlfriend.
Who are Thomas Doherty and Dove Cameron?
This is Claire’s major at Northwestern University.
What is theatre?
Claire recreated this iconic but certainly niche and specific outfit found on one of her favorite characters on Community for Halloween this year
What is Troy Barnes in pajamas?
An underground (as in obscure, not as in Subway) running location in New York City that was the site for Claire’s first official date of going on a run together intentionally with none other than Harold Edward Styles.
What is Central Park?