Mom's Sayings
sprinting decaptitated poultry
What is running around like a chicken with it's head cut off?
Prior to the clam era, Clammie related to this animal
What is a piggy wig?
Grandmommy and Grandaddy love this sugar substitute
What is Splenda?
This is a rhyming nickname for the fourth oldest child
What is Ron Bon?
A young Xan wrote this word on the wall
What is NO?
When her this organ is bigger than this organ
What are eyes are bigger than her stomach?
Clammie is missing this vital organ
What is a palp?
Grandmommy and Grandaddy often times make multiple trips a day to this store
What is Publix?
This nickname belongs to a newer member of the clamily and relates to his love of cash
What is D-Money?
In the Georgia house, there was a drawer full of office supplies and this candy
What is gum?
a gynmastics move
What is bending over backwards?
A little while back, Scullster had a disease pertaining to this body part
What is her nose?
At our North Carolina home, Grandaddy was trying to fix this entryway
What is a gate?
DAILY DOUBLE
This short lived nickname for the mother of the family relates to a cow
Nico, Dagny, and Xan made up a song about these three ryhming personas
Who are maniac, painiac, and brainiac?
Originating from Grandaddy, "we're off like a herd of" these
What are turtles?
Another former name Clammie had related to this article of clothing
What are pants?
In the pool, Grandaddy would throw us and call it this piece of weaponry
What is a missle?
This nickname for the eldest child consists of a farming tool
What is Dagn McWagon?
Clammie once dropped this out of a helicopter
What is his phone?
This phrase is commonly mistaken for a man's name
What is up and at em?
A song about petting Mulder was made to the tune of this vehicle
What is an ice cream truck?
Prior to her Grandmommy persona, she wanted to go by this name
What is GG?
This nickname, for a step-dad to be, comes from his cheerfulness
What is Riley O'Smiley?
When young, we would hunt for this metallic tree product
What is the golden pinecone?