classic Clark messarounds
This robotic toy probably still haunts Michael’s nightmares.
What is Steven’s K’nex robot, with glowing eyes and a remote walkie talkie function?
In Steve’s opinion, this Christmas dish is the Clark’s primary lil Sebastian!
What is Fudge!
The extended family’s golden child.
Who is Aaron?
The first offense committed to the top of mom’s Christmas tree.
This child was ready to butcher Josh in defense of her friend.
Who is Sarah Summers?
This classic caper found Josh stuck behind the duck room’s headboard.
What is John’s WWE audition?
Presumably the loudest and most competitive Clark pastime.
What is Nutzie?
Cousin Garret’s chosen name.
What is Merlin?
The most destructive (and fun) offense to occur on a Clark christmas.
What is the great red ornament battle of 2018?
The only phrase any boy outside of our immediate family needs to know by heart before becoming friends with Josh.
What is “don’t do what Josh does”?
What are the cricket houses?
This war began early in our childhoods, and is an honored third floor tradition. Invite not andvised for anyone outside of the Clark family.
This aunt or uncle loves to celebrate a good LSU game, and hates the referees even more!
What is Aunt Liz?
Kat’s realest “break through moment”
What is shoving the best karate kick known by man through the third story’s wall?
The one rule.
What’s no rules?
(If you didn’t act it out you don’t get the points)
The name of the spirit who haunts any Clark gathering.
Who is Odell?
The only acceptable language.
Equal points for either answer:
What is sarcasm?
What is Disney/movie quotes?
Steven’s practical joke that really fell on its head.
What is suspending joy from a tree?
Maybe the most unexpected thing for Grandaddy to walk out and witness off his front porch.
What is two twin streams of urine?
The number of years THE Christmas ornament has been jointly hung.
What is 40?
This child probably hasn’t set foot in grandmamma’s third floor (or the elevator) since that fateful day.
Who is Ryder?
This is an extremely normal family celebration to attend and bring a dish to.
What is graveyard day?
Grandaddy’s favorite son.
Who is Bingo?
The truest lumberjack in the family. Known for splitting logs.
Who is Joshua?
The funniest addition to ANY word-based game.