Class clown
If you knew me
Riddles
Wendy's specials
100

Joke : What do you get from a pampered cow?


Answer : Spoiled milk.


100

If you knew me : 

I am Hunter

I wonder if i can build a jeep with my mom

I want to be (couldn't read it )

I love my family

I wish (couldn't read it )

I remember (couldn't read it )

I have always wanted to be rich

I am scared of nothing

I hope to be top 2 in soccer

Who am I 

Answer : Hunter

100

Riddle :  A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?

Answer : The river was frozen.


100

: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?


Answer : fry - days

200

 Joke : What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?


Answer : The space bar.

200

If you knew me : 

I am loud and quiet but sometimes annoying

I wonder if next year i will see thomas again

I want to be nothing

I love nothing

I wish nothing

I remember nothing

I have always wanted my desk to be quiet

I am scared of ( scratched out)

I hope  (scratched out)

Who am I

Answer : Landin

200

 Riddle : I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

Answer : the letter “e”


200

: What has a head, can’t think, but drives?


Answer : a hammer

300

Joke : What tastes better than it smells?

Answer : your tongue

300

If you knew me : 

I am a boy

I wonder about shrek

I want to be shrek

I love shrek

I wish i could be shrek

I remember shrek

I have always wanted shrek

I am scared of Chris

I hope shrek will love me

Who am I

Answer : Caleb

300

 Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Answer: All the people on the boat are married.


300

 : Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

Answer : The bathroom. ( duh ).

400

 Joke : What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?


Answer : “Curses! Foil again!”


400

If you knew me : 

I am  a demogorgon

I wonder what will happen in the last episode of stranger things?

I want to be a demogorgon

I love stranger things

I wish to meet millie bobby brown from stranger things

I remember season one episode 2 of stranger things  

I have always wanted to be a demogorgon

I am scared of steve in stranger things (they put something else but i couldn't read it so i put this up.)

I hope to be a demogorgon

Who am I

Answer : Maeve

400

 Riddle: Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?

Answer: Five—each daughter has the same brother.


400

 Riddle : What english word has three consecutive double letters? 

Answer : Bookkeeper

500

Joke : What invention lets you look right through a wall?

Answer : a window

500

If you knew me : 

I am not a great ultimate Frisbee player

I wonder if there are more wheels or windows?

I want to be a good leader

I love apples and cheese!

I wish  I could own a dog

I remember when Caleb was attacked by alice's

I have always wanted to travel to greece with my family 

I am scared of Hip Harold

I hope I get to go camping this summer

Who am I?

Answer : Mrs. Sullivan

500

 Riddle : With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

Answer : A stapler


500

: what does this mean?

Iwnt2brchlikdndhappy.

Answer : I want to be rich liked and happy.