If a survivor from a plane crash landed on the border of Nepal and China, where would he be buried?
nowhere (you don’t bury survivors)
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
a coin
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
a secret
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano
If a man is standing outside in the rain with no umbrella, hat, or coat, and his hair doesn’t get wet, why?
he's bald
How many months have 28 days?
all of them
If a rooster lays an egg on the roof of a house, which side will it roll down?
neither (a rooster doesn’t lay eggs)
What has an eye but cannot see?
a needle
If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
wet
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
still Mount Everest
What gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel
What weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
neither (they weigh the same)
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
the letter 'm'
If you have only one match and walk into a cold, dark room with a fireplace, a candle, and a lamp, which one should you light first?
the match
If you pass the person in second place in a race, what place are you in?
second place
How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the ark?
none (Noah built the ark)
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. He calls his dog, who crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or boat. How?
the river was frozen
If an electric train is moving north at 100 km/h and the wind is blowing east, which way does the smoke blow?
there is no smoke (it’s an electric train)
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
a hole