Jokes
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
Which composer had 20 children between two wives?
JS Bach
Name three German composers:
Bach, Beethoven, and Wagner
What is the full name of the "Moonlight Sonata"
Sonata quasi una Fantasia (Piano Sonata no 14 in C# minor)
Which piece is NOT Beethoven?
a) Fur Elise
b) Moonlight Sonata
c) Wedding March
C, Wedding March
Why couldn't the musicians find their composer?
He was Haydn!
Which composer wrote Ode to Joy and Fur Elise?
Beethoven
Name three Russian composers:
Rimsky-Korsakov, Tchaikovsky, and Muggorsky
What is Fur Elise originally called?
Bagatelle No 25 in A minor
Which piece is NOT Bach?
a) Trumpet Voluntary
b) Partita for Violin
c) Brandenburg Concertos
A, Trumpet Voluntary
Why was Mozart mad at his chickens?
They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach!
Which composer wrote Cello Concerto in C?
Haydn
Name three Austrian composers
How many movements is a symphony?
Which piece is not Mozart?
a) Moonlight Sonata
b) Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
c) Horn Concerto in C
A, Moonlight Sonata
Why couldn't Handel go shopping?
He was Baroque!
Which composer wrote "The Swan?"
Saint Saens
Name three English composers:
Elgar, Handel, and Tallis
Which symphony did Beethoven write when deaf?
The Ninth Symphony
T or F: Beethoven married Therese Malfatti.
False
What do you get when you cross a piano with a mine shaft?
A flat miner!
Which composer wrote "The Nutcracker" ballet?
Name three American composers:
Joplin, Ives, Florence Price
How many movements is a concerto?
3
T or F: Handel wrote the "Messiah"
True