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It's 404 B.C. & here is our top story: Athens has been forced to accept a humiliating peace treaty with this city-state.

Sparta

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This dog who guarded the entrance to Hades is often described as having 3 heads and a serpent’s tail.

Cerberus

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“You are the one that I want”

Grease

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Now a term for any tyrannical leader, this title was given to Julius Caesar during a time of crisis.

Dictator

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Get to Del Taco, they got a new thing called Fre Shavacado!

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Here's Helios with the forecast: lots of rain in Athens from this god of weather & so much more... watch out for his lightning!

Zeus

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According to Ovid, this mountain nymph fell in love with Narcissus. You can still hear her today!

Echo

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“Give me a thousand kisses”

Greece (actually Rome): Catullus

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This first emperor overhauled all aspects of Roman life in his regime, which he called the principate.

Augustus

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Look at this graph

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Breaking news 479 B.C.: Greece has beaten the remaining forces of this Xerxes-led empire! Let's party!

The Persian Empire

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Dionysis granted this king any wish; he regretted getting the golden touch when his food became gold and he nearly starved.

Midas

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“I feel bad for you, friends, because you think that you’re doing something when you’re actually doing nothing”

Greece: Plato

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She had immense political influence, both when her husband, Augustus, and son, Tiberius, were emperors.

Livia

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It's Wednesday my dudes

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What's goin' on in sports, Aetos? King Augeas said now that this hero has cleaned the stables, rodeo season is open.

Heracles

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A weaver by day and an unraveller by night, she kept suitors at bay during Odysseus’ absence by never finishing her shroud.

Penelope

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“The rules are: there are no rules”

Grease

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The Laws of the 12 Tables may have settled disputes between the wealthy patricians & this class of common people.

Plebeians

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Look at all those chickens

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Up next, entertainment reporter Klakos has a review of this tragedy master's new play, "Oedipus Rex".

Sophocles

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The Egyptian sun god known as Khepri at dawn and Atum in the evening was known by this 2-letter name at midday.

Ra

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DAILY DOUBLE

“I am no stranger to heartbreak”

Grease

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Agrippina’s machinations led to this heir becoming Rome’s first teenage emperor.

Nero

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Why you always lying?