Maybe lightning will strike twice for the 2025 NBA Champions team
Oklahoma City Thunder
Ouch! Who knew the thing used to melt those crafting sticks would be so hot! Better unplug it so it doesn't drip on the desk.
Glue Gun
I own 23 pairs of these 23's
Nike Air Jordans
Do you think this Memphis rapper likes Honey and wearing red shirts?
Pooh Shiesty
Bullied over his glowing nose, he navigates systemic racism and lets out his frustrations through writing letters to MLK!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reinde-ar Martin
Someone call a medic for this NFL 2025 MVP quarterback!
Jalen Hurts
Its this or nothing! Duck and cover if your sibling got the foam bullets for xmas because these blasters are intense!
Nerf Gun
It ain't Easy being Yeezy, thanks to this brand shoe sales are off the charts!
Adidas
"I Dunno" who this UK based rapper thinks he is as his "Body" rises to mainstream fame
Digga D
Santa has been Kidnapped! Chris Evans and The Rock must find him and his many many MANY puppies before Christmas Eve!
Red One-hundred and one dalmations
Do we know for sure the identity of this Defensive player of the year 24-25?
Patrick Surtain II?
Do you know how fast you were going? Traffic cops pull these out just because you were going 30 over the limit!
Radar Gun
Sp5der
Someone get a tissue to wipe up this Fivio Foreign’s 2020 hit
Big Drip
A magical Hat infuses a worthless pile of snow with life And a red cape helps him save metropolis!
Frosty the Snowman of Steel
Finally taking his head out of the sand, this guy won the 2025 NFL Honors Comeback Player of the Year award.
Joe Burrow
I hope you wore old clothes! These will leave welts on your back, especially if the ammo is frozen. I don't think its coming out in the wash.
Paintball Gun
In the Future You're Gunna have to be as small as a Little Baby to shimmy into these ultra tight ripped jeans
Amiri
Welcome to the party! This artist collaborated with Kanye West on a Brooklyn style Remix
Pop Smoke
This Green Grump and his dog need to teach those Whos a lesson by introducing them to the sinister doppelganger Tethers trying to steal their lives!
How the Grinch stole Christm-Us
This team won its first NBA championship in franchise history by defeating the Heat in the 2023 NBA Finals. Here's hoping it comes with a side of fries!
Denver Nuggets
James Gunn
Thanos, Barney, and Lil Uzi Vert could be the spokesperson for this colorful brand.
Purple Brand
This Chicago-based label helped launch Chief Keef and other early drill stars. Praise be unto them
Glory Boyz Entertainment or GBE?
Buddy needs to find his real dad who has joined a super hero quartet. This one is quite the stretch
Elf-antastic Four