Arrival & Start of Class
You walk into class right after the bell rings. What is your very first move?
A) Sprint across the room to deliver urgent, life-saving gossip to your best friend
B) Enter quietly, hit your assigned seat, and start the Warm-Up on the board
C) Challenge the teacher to an impromptu staring contest
Another student is standing up explaining how they solved a problem. What are you doing?
A) Listening quietly without interrupting
B) Practicing your silent TikTok dances in the back corner
C) Yelling "WRONG!" before they even finish reading the numbers
You were absent yesterday. Where do you go to find your missed assignments and notes?
A) Check Canvas before you even have to ask
B) Send a carrier pigeon to the classroom window
C) Assume math was canceled forever in your honor
What is the official super-channel used to message the teacher?
A) Canvas Messages
B) A paper airplane thrown across Room 153
C) Leaving a review on Yelp
The bell rings at the end of class! What actually grants you permission to leave?
A) Sprinting out the door like you're escaping a burning building
B) Standing up on your desk and making a run for it
C) The teacher dismissing you by rows once your area is clean
You go to grab your assigned laptop and realize it is completely dead. What should you do?
A) Gasp loudly, dramatic sigh, and declare class ruined forever
B) Steal the fully charged laptop from the desk next to you when they aren't looking
C) Wait quietly until class setup finishes, then inform the teacher
You get frustrated with a hard problem and want to roast someone. Is name-calling allowed?
A) Yes, as long as you whisper "no offense" immediately after
B) Absolutely not—use kind words and treat everyone with respect
C) Yes, but only if it's witty
Who is ultimately responsible for making sure your missed work gets turned in after you were out?
A) Your dog
B) The teacher
C) You, the main character of your education
You or your parents send a Canvas message on a Tuesday. When should you expect a reply?
A) In 0.5 seconds
B) Within 24 hours on school days
C) Next school year
What should your desk area look like before you get dismissed?
A) Clean, trash cleared, materials packed, and desk straight
B) Covered in tiny ripped-up eraser pieces
C) Decoratively decorated with empty snack wrappers
What writing tool MUST be on your desk ready to tackle math problems?
A) A fancy gel pen that will smudge all over your hand
B) A reliable pencil with an actual eraser
C) A quill dipped in ink like you’re writing the Declaration of Independence
How can you demonstrate being a total legend of "Responsibility" during independent practice?
A) Stay in your seat, take notes, and complete your math
B) Walk around offering unwanted life advice to your classmates
C) Clean out your backpack from 3rd grade instead of doing work
You were absent and don't understand the Warm-Up today. What should you do first?
A) Review the posted notes on Canvas to catch your brain up
B) Stare blankly at the wall and accept defeat
C) Write "I was absent lol" across the page in giant letters
When is your signed syllabus slip due to Mr. Baltodano?
A) August 14th
B) Sometime in 2030
C) Never, it was a trick question
You're stuck on homework. Is it cool to use PhotoMath or AI to instantly copy answers?
A) Yeah, computers are smarter anyway
B) No, copying answers steals your own learning and counts as cheating
C) Only if you change every 3rd answer so it looks real
Which laptop are you allowed to use during class?
A) Whatever laptop has the coolest stickers on it
B) Only the laptop that matches your assigned desk number
C) Whichever one is closest to the air conditioner
You hit a math problem that looks like absolute alien code. What is the best move?
A) Drop your head on the desk and pretend to hibernate
B) Stare at the ceiling and hope the answer materializes
C) Raise your hand to ask for help or check your notes for examples
When is the single worst time to ask the teacher about work you missed while out sick?
A) Right as class starts during the Warm-Up
B) Right in the middle of direct instruction while the teacher is mid-sentence
C) During independent practice time
On the signature section, what important detail must parents/guardians circle?
A) Their favorite Taylor Swift song
B) Whether they have Focus, Canvas, or both
C) What they packed you for lunch
What happens if you decide to copy your neighbor's assignment word-for-word?
A) You get a trophy for team sportsmanship
B) You get a zero and a quick phone call home to your parents
C) The teacher gives you both high fives