Dad Jokes
Joke shared by Claytie in a recent email - What do you call fake spaghetti?
What is ...... An impasta!
Claytie’s favorite golfer
Who is Tiger Woods?
Annual holiday where Claytie was known to celebrate with pranks, much to the chagrin of his other colleagues
What is April Fools Day?
The candy that Claytie would offer to other colleagues.
What are Smarties? or
What are Now & Laters?
The year Claytie became Training Director at CAPS
When is 2006?
What is the official name for a person who tells jokes but isn't a dad?
What is...
A faux-pa!
The annual Spring sporting event that Claytie likes to wager on to supplement his income
What is March Madness or
What is NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament?
Claytie’s original favorite watering hole in North Oakland.
What is Kingfish?
The caffeinated beverage of choice that got Claytie through those grueling morning meetings.
What is Diet Coke?
Claytie’s all-time favorite trainee.
Who are all of them?
Like children, he loves them all the same!
Why did Claytie’s Diet Coke go to therapy?
What is
...Because it was soda-pressing.
Name two UHS staff members who have joined Claytie for a round of golf
Who are: Warren Whitfield, Rafa, Tourek, McLean, Cohen
Anyone else?
The two most important women in Claytie’s life
(we are so glad they share Claytie with us).
Who are Yolanda & Alexandra?
This is a brand of one of Claytie’s favorite dried snacks. It was popularized in the 90s by WWF wrestler, Macho Man Randy Savage… “Oh yeah!”
What is Slim Jim?
Training organization that Claytie is leaving us for
What is APPIC (Association of Psychology Postdoctoral & Internship Centers)?
Why did Claytie bring two pairs of pants to his golf game?
What is...
In case he got a hole in one.
The sport Claytie and his daughter Alexandra both played in high school
What is Tennis?
This training director preceded Claytie.
Who is Dr. Gloria Saito?
You might catch Claytie snacking on these lil salty treats during a Zoom meeting.
What are sunflower seeds?
National award that Claytie received in 2022 where he was nominated by CAPS colleagues
What is APA Division 17’s Supervision & Training Section (STS) 2022 Award for Outstanding Training Director?
When at University of Texas Austin why did Claytie bring a ladder to class?
What is...To get a higher education?
Audio name that tune: The significance of this song…
What is the University of Texas Fight Song or The Eyes of Texas?
Claytie discarded or abandoned this means of conveyance after an unfortunate ankle injury.
What is a Vespa scooter?
While the North Carolina version of this food is superior, Claytie is a fan of the Texas version.
What is BBQ?
Wears Claytie’s Shoes Better
Who is Kusha Murarka?