Pop Culture
Negatory, _____ _____.
What is "ghost rider"?
Gaige often experiences this bodily reaction after stepping out into the sunlight.
What is sneeze?
Mom has over 50,000 unread messages in this app.
What is email?
“Just so you know, i usually throw up ab 2-3 hours after i eat a marshmallow”
Who is Brey?
Gaige was unfortunate enough to burn himself in this household appliance as a child
What is an iron?
What shoe brand did dad refer to as “sauceinthese”
What is Saucony?
Back and forth, back and forth. Smooth the road to...
What is "hold the load"?
After eating ice cream, Gaige always does this.
What is cough?
“I won’t be at dinner friday. i’m going to lunch”
Who is dad?
“My pubic hair is longer than the hair on my head”
Who is Darlene?
Lexi believed she had torn a muscle, and attempted to “stretch it out”, after falling and breaking this.
What is her elbow?
Philadelphia Eagles #88 “Joe Dirt”
Who is Dallas Goedert?
Brey used to be called this mildly racist middle eastern nickname.
What is Musa Alallah Abu?
Gaige has an abnormal hole in this body part, which he often says is “leaky”.
What is his ear? (ear hole)
“You keep lookin at me like that and I’ll turn you into Hellen Keller…”
Who is Mom?
“Open your bra!”
Who is Pat?
On their way to see Wicked for the first time, mom accidentally backed her car into this.
What is the lawn mower?
Only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling low. Only hate the road when you’re ____?
What is Me Son Home?
Mom and dad had this horrifying cartoon series on VHS, in which a tooth and his dog, brush brush, went on adventures together.
What is Timmy Tooth?
Just like Pavlov’s dogs hearing a bell, you can guarantee Gaige will go do this, as soon as he hears the phrase, “Dinner’s Ready!”
What is pee/use the restroom?
This is the universal symbol for peanut M&Ms.
What is a cupped hand against the stomach?
“You keep lookin at me like that and I’ll turn you into Hellen Keller…”
Who is Mom?
Watch your step! A gentleman at one of Dad’s worksites accidentally stepped in wet concrete. He ruined his pants and one shoe from this expensive brand.
What is Ferragamo's?
While visiting Montreal dad would say this phrase to every American he passed by, which roughly translates to “Please, elevator”
What is S’il vous plait assensceur?
What is Heart of Glass?
Gaige was often teased and compared to a famous NFL player, for this strange compulsive behavior.
What is roll his shoulder?
If you ask Mom and Dad about any of the hikes or pictures they took while in Sedona, they always say they were on this iconic Sedona trail, named for a uniquely shaped rock.
What is Bell Rock?
“There’s a 1/6 chance I kill Hitler, a 3/6 chance I kill a fascist, and a 5/6 chance I get shot after this decision”
Who is Justin?
Due to a miscalculation of speed and direction, Gaige almost fell out of the truck at this house. Thankfully, Dad caught him in time.
What is Thresher Drive?
Four year old table.
What is foyer table?