Clint

Clint Eastwood

100

This popular Mesa treat shop was Clint’s first job 

Mesa’s frozen yogurt 

200

This Idaho indie rock band is one of Clint’s favorite bands

Built to Spill

300

This is the name of Clint’s old band.

Olympic Whites

400

IKE, founded by Clint and his troubled brother Blake, stands for this.

Integrity, knowledge, expertise 

500

Clint was on this side and this rank in the American civil war (reenactment)

Union Captain 

Sports

100

This former Suns role player is Clint’s basketball doppelgänger 

Dario Saric

200

This former member of the Mesa Men’s Basketball club was kicked out by Clint, and remains the only person Clint actively hates

Jacob Denim

300

Clint has had to retire from this popular pastime because of his old age and brittle bones

Skateboarding 

400

If the Suns won the championship in 2021, Clint would have had to do this

Get a tattoo

500

Clint has never partaken in this classic outdoorsy and manly American pastime.

Shooting Guns

Clint me if you can

100

This is Clint’s favorite ice cream shop.

Salt & Straw

200

This Xbox game caused significant loss of revenue at Keyser 

FIFA

300

Clint does this at work and claims and it doesn’t impact his productivity 

Watches TV shows

400

George Clooney stars in Clint’s favorite movie 

Fantastic Mr. Fox

500

This popular comedy is Clint’s all time favorite show 

30 Rock

Foot Clint’s in the Sand

100

Clint is this many years old

41

200

This is Clint’s term of endearment for his children and wife

Dork

300

Clint often does this at work to increase his productivity 

Naps

400

This is Clint’s go to burping catch phrase.

Oh Yeah

500

Clint’s cheap offer led to this historic building becoming a LARPing studio

Mesa Women’s Club

School of Hardison Knocks

100

Consuming this animal convinced Clint of divine guidance in life, and convinced him to start a religion?

Crab

200

This traditional summer food is repugnant to Clint

watermelon

300

In a one time effort to exercise and cut calories, Clint decided to bike to work. What piece of the bike became detached and limited his fitness goals?

Broken handle bar

400

Clint has often stated he would like to try this substance, but only as a potential cold remedy.

Weed

500

Clint’s highest viewed YouTube video is a remaster of this classic song.

Benny and the Jets