Poorly Described Games
It is like an ancient history textbook had a fever dream, got put in a blender with an esports tournament, and now Hercules is getting beaten up by a magical squirrel.
What is Smite?
Who is Dom?
The 6 time, #1 DJ according to DJMag from France, being the most streamed on Spotify with songs like "Titanium" and "Memories"
Who is David Guetta?
This game won the 2025 Game of the Year award, along with 8 other awards in an almost every category besides Best Audio Design, only losing to Battlefield 6
What is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33?
This game makes me enjoy the KFC Chicken. Great game, great food. I love colonel, yes I do!
What is I love you Colonel Sanders?
An old Scottish waterfowl travels the globe fighting a witch and a rival billionaire to increase his already absurd net worth.
What is DuckTales?
This comrade said "You shoot someone with a bazooka like 8 times and get called a terrorist smh"
Who is Ruby?
This DJ is famous for his Dim Mak DJ style, a PSA 10 Gold Star set of Pokemon cards, and his legendary cake throwing skills.
Who is Steve Aoki?
This is the only Game of the Year developed by Nintendo, featuring it's first open world concept for the series.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?
This game is incredible! I was inspired to play this after watching Killer Bean (a masterpiece btw, i have rated it higher than Parasite and the Godfather). This game is inspired by some of the greatest videogames of all time such as Ocarina of Time, Call of Duty Black Ops 2, and Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube. This game is a fast-paced, fun time for all. The controls are simple and intuitive, and every kill you get makes you smile with glee. I hope kids in the future will be able to play Bean Battles with their friends to see what a real video gaming experience is.
What is Bean Battles?
A relaxing tropical vacation is completely ruined because a monochrome teddy bear decides a group of teenagers needs more trauma.
What is Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair?
This comrade said "Happy 98th anniversary of the day Ghandi was thrown in prison. I hope you are thrown in prison someday."
Who is Dom?
This DJ has "Faded" behind some at the top, but many know him for his uplifting songs featured on an uncountable amount of TikTok dances.
Who is Alan Walker?
This Game of the Year actually had its servers shut down on October 3rd, 2022 in order to merge everyone to their sequel. This didn't age well as they ended up renaming the sequel to the original name anyways.
What is Overwatch?
This is a fun puzzle game for two people. I can definitely say that we got a lot of enjoyment out of this game (took around ~7.5 hours to complete all the chapters).
Some puzzles were much clearer than others. Some were difficult but the process to solve was easy to understand. However, other puzzles were not clear at all. For two puzzles, we came across the solution on accident, after much trial and error.
A large part of this game is the communication aspect, because after chapter 4, your partner will be in a different room with a different set of clues, and you have to do your best to communicate the puzzles and clues to each other. This was my favorite aspect of the game even though we had some hilarious communications mishaps.
Overall, this is a good game - solid soundtrack, enthusiastic but sparse voice acting, and a majority of the puzzles are well designed with good intentions behind the logic to not be too tricky or unforgiving.
What is We Were Here Together?
You play as an unstoppable force of nature whose primary goal is to ruin a neighborhood barbecue and get hit by trucks.
What is Goat Simulator?
This comrade said "I'm high and just smashed two bowls of cinnamon toast crunch"
Who is Dan?
This DJ has been in the top 100 DJs for 15 consecutive years, a big feat for someone who's named after a letter
This Game of the Year is it's 8th in the series, transitioning to Norse mythology.
What is God of War?
10th anniversary rerelease in Dolby.
I saw ______ 5 times in theaters when it first released in 2016.
Seeing it on the big screen for a sixth time should surprise nobody who knows me.
The only athletic league where you can hit a ball so hard it turns into a screaming meteor but you still have to worry about hitting a pop fly into a neighbors swimming pool.
What is Backyard Baseball '97?
This comrade said "What's your opinion on the Mr. Beast burger?"
Who is Ethan?
This is DJs favorite guilty pleasure movie, a 2011 sci-fi action film written, co-produced, and directed by Andrew Niccol.
What is In Time?
This multiplayer Game of the Year has a feature film and television adaptation in production, announced back in January 2022, with Dwayne Johnson, Dany Garcia, and Hiram Garcia joining the production in producing roles.
What is It Takes Two?
Listen, I'm glad and grateful the #1 thing my dad wants to do when I'm home is watch movies with me.
But come on man I can't keep letting him choose what we watch.
What is Behemoth?