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Casualties to the meme dragon
Character's first and last words
Begone, foul beast
400

Two of his defining traits were invented through jokes. Enter the only man here who can do paperwork, and possibly read. 

Diego

400

Prefaces two deaths: 'Everything hurt. She could taste the blood in her mouth, and through every orifice, but couldn't smell it anymore. Gotten too used to it.'

The death of King Raphael

400

This 'chapter 0' interaction in the Faehearth died ignomiously halfway through. It's probably for the better- these two characters wouldn't have succumbed to vampirism if they'd lost their freedom to a dragon in a game of cards

Eve and Edu

400

"Stand now." / "Don't follow me."

Mikaela

400

We almost got stuck with her on the Northern Expedition. Twice.

Yvana

400

I have no idea who this character belongs to, Sak or Don. We don't know his name either, because he has two and they both look the same. We just call him this! (DAILY DOUBLE)

Vaseline

400

'A cool breeze blew pleasantly, carrying on it the smells of a lovingly-tended fire and perfectly-cooked meat. Perhaps this was his dying dream, the product of the intense fever that would end his life. It wasn't a bad way to go.'

The burning of the Santa Clarita

400

These two kingdoms were both briefly decanonized before being reintroduced back into the main rp, for different reasons. Good thing, too- one's absolutely vital to a current plot line

Tomt and the Bloom

400

First on screen apperance from him: "Those given power to rule over your own nations, you have been summoned to my keep for a single reason."

Alune

400

Apparently, Jotunn Gorothson (skull emoji) wanted to make a harem with these three women

Vulture, the Bone King, and Gahanna

1200

I think more about all the roaches than urmar, sak, and beast combined. Thanks to a headcanon of mine that beast accepted as canon (unless he forgot about it. not out of the realm of possibility) Maya is the only vampire that still does this

Sleep

1200

Eve, about Angelo: 'I met him after going blind. He has a weird accent and is really annoying. Tries to bang anything with a pulse.'

Eve's vampiric awakening

1200

Of the three original kingdoms that got the axe, this was the first thread to be locked up (DAILY DOUBLE)

Mefelysia

1200

"Where is an inn?" / "R-run... Run!"

Maya

1200

This kingdom was in brainstorming limbo for LITERALLY OVER HALF A YEAR. The race never got approved because they had over a dozen strengths and very few weaknesses, and was reworked AGAIN for overlap with Khemerah's time bubble

Karoliner (skull emoji)

1600

I built mold vampirism off of urmar's original creation. Where og vampirism is based off of Hepatitis B, the hallucination-heavy mold vampirism takes heavy inspiration from this real life mental affliction

Psychosis

1600

The Bone King, shortly before mutilating themselves: 'You come to the hearth of my city!'

The third CoC

1600

Sashu has lost four characters to the meme dragon- Kanade, Musei, Lisense, and this charming succubus pirate captain. Bring him back Sashu we need more pirates

Nobaru

1600

"Aye. Needed to talk to you." / "Why me?" 

Diego

1600

Arin loved to plagirize from LoL and this smash hit TV show. He modeled Innali after a feature from it, and named the character concept of a fae dragon hybrid that got turned into a vampire but somehow kept all her powers after a fan favorite character from it. It was an embarrasment to the og 

Avatar the Last Airbender

2000

As a rabies joke, urmar proposed that these people don't like sea travel

The Hagi

2000

'And thus, her plan is executed. The mark becomes real, if only in the perception of the metaphysical.'

The comandeering of the Sanguijuela/Beville turns us into soup

2000

When Greak and Beast took over Ecathia, they made extensive changes, including nixing the caste system that divided this race into four subraces: Emilisha, Zakia, Bursar, and Nadira

Dreidderossans

2000
"Ah, the glorious King Raphael!"/"It is only to free one soul from the curse of eternity has he returned."

Lorath the Mystic

2000

When me and Zilla planned Jotunn and the bk's marriage, he proposed that the bk's motives were this, instead of genuinely loving Jotunn

Seducing him because he's more powerful than them (Zilla what were you on)