The Fainting Couch
(All things syncope)
Insane in the Membrane
(Cranial Nerves)
Looking for Some "D"
(I start with D)
Do I look Nervous
(The Nervous System)
What's your malfunction
100

I took too much of my med today but haven't had enough to eat

Hypoglycemia

100

I am one of a kind and responsible for smell

CN I - Olfactory

100

Having fixed, false beliefs that are firmly maintained despite contradictory evidence (i.e. LeBron is the GOAT)

Delusional

100

The brain and spinal cord make me up

Central Nervous System

100

I am systemic unilateral weakness

Hemiparesis

200

I got up way too quick and woke up on the floor

Vagal Response - Reflex Syncope

200

I allow you to give someone the side eye

CN VI - Abducens

200

A decline in cognitive function (Memory, thinking, reasoning)

Dementia

200

I am the mailman that only delivers to the CNS

Afferent Neurons - Sensory

200

I am only temporary, my deficits go away on their own.

Transient Ischemic Attack

300

Things started to speed up, faster than what I could handle

Symptomatic Tachycardia

300

Some people say I have no taste because I'm not around

CN VII - Facial

300

A serious sudden and usually temporary state of severe confusion and reduced awareness of surroundings

Delerium

300

I am the parent to the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous System

Autonomic Nervous System

300

I am a complete loss of unilateral function

Hemiplegia

400

It's not funny although LOL is a part of my problem

Beta Blocker

400

I represent the Rolling Stones iconic logo

CN XII - Hypoglossal

400

Decerebrate Posturing

400

I'm not centrally located but house everything else

Peripheral Nervous System

400

Michael J Fox and I are close, I am neurodegenerative in nature affecting mobility

Parkinson's

500

I move at a turtle's pace and cause you plenty of issues

Symptomatic Brady

500

I am the largest of my kind and sometimes referred to as a wanderer

CN X - Vagus Nerve

500

Decorticate Posturing

500

I'm a volunteer all the way and responsible for getting you from Point A to Point B

Somatic Nervous System

500

A chronic, auto immune disease where the myelin sheath is attacked 

Multiple Sclerosis