The Best Movie Of All Time
This iconic tagline has became synonymous with the film, being parodied on shows like Family Guy, Robot Chicken and The Simpsons
There Can Only Be One
Cole worked at Real Kids Real Food for this amount of time, the shortest Job to ever still give me a T4
1 Day
This band, featuring 8 static members along with a whole orchestra of other rotating musicians, is Cole's favourite band
Streetlight Manifesto
This recently acquired tape features one of the very first MMA tournaments in North America, featuring a bout between a sumo wrestler and a judo master
UFC 2
This drink that is consumed by around 35% of the world's population, originated from Ethiopia in the 9th century
Coffee
Kurgan, the main villain of the movie with his iconic deep, gravelly voice, may be more recognizable as this core character of a children's television show that debuted in 1999 and is still going till this day
Mr. Krabs - Spongebob Squarepants
Cole's first job ever, working as a dishwasher, was at this place on the weekends during the winter season
Teen Ranch
Cole is literally in the top 1% of listeners in the world in this genre
Sea Shanties
The VHS player that is currently in this house features this "super" mode, allowing me to skip a common accessory that many VCR users would have called necessary during their hay-day
SUPER REWIND
This colour is a part of the secondary colour wheel, as well as being widely regarded as not rhyming with any other word (Don't ask Eminem)
Orange
In possibly one of the best decisions in movie history (no bias), this band is responsible for the soundtrack of the entire film
Queen
The longest job Cole has ever worked was at this place, spanning from the month he moved to the city all the way to the beginning of COVID
Cole's 2019 Spotify wrapped was topped with this Disney-channel original song, that made it to most played based off of Cole's inability to beat the last level of Celeste
The Climb, Miley Cyrus
The third entry in this series, it features a young Jack Black as the antagonist in one of his first major roles
NeverEnding Story 3
This mode of transportation was popularized in America but actually had it's origins in 1886 Germany
Car
Serving as Connor's mentor, Ramirez says the iconic line "I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian" despite being played by this thick accented Scot
Sean Connery
As a kid, this job was what Cole described as his dream job
Inventor and/or Pro Wrestler
Somehow, this is the only WWE song on any of Cole's playlists, possibly only because it's made by real life metal legends Motörhead
The Game - Triple H
Still on the shelf in it's plastic wrap, this live-action version of a niche 60's show replaces the revolutionary (and slightly nightmare inducing) marionette work with a cast featuring Bill Paxton, Ben Kingsley and a young Vanessa Hudgens
Thunderbirds (2004)
The first of this common part of house construction, was apparently first created 42,000 years ago to keep away rain from ancient civilizations
Roof
In a stunning time capsule showing the age of the film, Connor begins the movie showing up to this event, featuring the Fabulous Freebirds and the Von Erichs
A Wrestling Show
DAILY DOUBLE
What is my job right now?
QA/QC Tester/Team Lead at CIBC
This is the only song that Cole has had on every single music player/streaming service that he's ever had
Saturday - Fallout Boy
Sitting neatly near the front of the VHS shelf as a sight gag, this movie shares a name with one of the most successful film franchises of all time, and gets prominent shelf space despite the fact that it's not very good
The Avengers
The thing I had to learn how to be because I was too broke to afford to hire one while I was streaming
Editor