Pro Wrestling
Although the specific timeline is up for debate, this Era between 1997-2001 is known as a defining time in North American wrestling, featuring characters like The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Al Snow
The Attitude Era
This companies nuggets used to be somewhat of a "secret menu" item, a fact that left them relatively cheep until they were officially added to the menu last year - a fact that Cole is still incredibly bitter about
Popeye's
Pokemon
Torkoal
Fitting for the season, this is the first sport Cole ever played, just like every child of the early 2000's seemed to
Soccer
This commonplace modern kitchen tool has been the topic of an ongoing debate, although I do technically have one in the kitchen right now
Air Fryer
Nicknamed "the Showcase of the Immortals" this event is seen as the biggest wrestling event of the year, often happening in early April
Wrestlemania
Now a commonplace piece of the unholy drink cloaca of the "Freestyle" Coke machines, this green flavour of Crush came to Ontario from the East Coast originally as a limited time offer before becoming a permanent fixture of any convenience store
Lime Crush
Super Hero
Green Lantern
This haircut, popularized by a hit rock group of the 1960's, was put upon me without consent as a child because, in fairness, it was very cute
Bowl Cut
During a fast food tier list stream, this popular chain was ranked as the exact middle of all fast food, this was not taken well by those involved
McDonald's
The Best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. This man is known as one of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time and is the only pro wrestlers on the Canadian Walk of Fame
"Hitman" Bret Hart
DAILY DOUBLE
Pizza Bites
Hockey Team
Calgary Flames
This stuffed animal has come with Cole on every move despite it's massive size
Max (Cool Cat is also acceptable)
This hypothetical, based off of a "Who would win?" question, pitted a diminutive mammal with thick skin and a fragile rodent with sharp teeth. Name either of the participants in the theoretical battle
Elephant Sized Squirrel vs Squirrel Sized Elephant
This Wrestler, debuting in 2004, is known for eating worms, spiting them in people's mouths, and eating the "very real" mole off of a woman's face
The Boogeyman
While not technically a fast food item, this condiment's colourful varieties, debuting in the early 2000's, definitely tasted different and Purple was the best flavour
Heinz EZ SQUIRT Ketchup
Dark Cloud 2
To his knowledge, the only VHS tape Cole watched so many times it literally burned a hole in the tape
Budgie the Helicopter
This hypothetical ignitable product was the subject of heated debate almost one year ago at Rachel's birthday
Edible Candles
Genuinely the greatest wrestling match of all time, these men took place in match 2 in their iconic best 2/3 series in New Japan Pro Wrestling at the Dominion PPV in 2017
Kenny Omega or Okada
This limited time celebrity offering from an American fast food chain sustained Cole in LA in spite of his cholesterol levels
Ice Cube Box from Jack in the Box
Song
A Better Place, A Better Time - Streetlight Manifesto
My first pet has a very copywritten name, due to the distinctive pattern on his tail
Mickey Mouse Jr.
This literal popularity contest between Taylor Swift and this Canadian singer seemed a lot more even when the argument happened in 2019/2020
The Weeknd