Pac-12
Big XII
BIG 10
ACC
SEC
100

Arguably the greatest Mascot in College Football wears green and Yellow for this team.

Oregon Ducks

100
Their Mascot is a Bird and a Tornado at the same time.

Iowa State Cyclones

100

Only team to wear Purple in the Conference

Northwestern Wildcats

100

Seems like they shouldn't be 8-0 but somehow are.

Clemson Tigers

100

Roll Tide

Alabama Crimson Tide

200

Only team to wear Purple in the conference.

Washington Huskies

200

They claim they are back, but then lose the next week.

Texas Longhorns

200

Greg Schiano has this team at 4-4 right now and that seems like a Miracle. 

Rutgers Scarlet Knights

200

The only team with a losing record in the Atlantic side of the ACC conference.

Boston College Eagles

200

ATM is their logo and they will need to go to and ATM to pay Jimbo Fisher to leave.

Texas A&M Aggies

300

Chip Kelly has turned this program around, but no one knows because there are like 12 people in the stands.

UCLA Bruins

300
They have no business being in this conference because they are located hella far away from the other teams.

West Virginia Mountaineers

300

The only two teams that have a chance to make the Championship 4.

Michigan Wolverines and Ohio State Buckeyes

300

Mack Brown's dance moves has the team sitting at 7-1 and will likely win the Coastal side of the Conference

UNC Tar Heels

300

This game is going to be B.A... Two undefeated teams will play for the SEC East lead.

Tennessee @ Georgia
400

Considered a Blue Blood program. But hasn't won a Championship since 2004.

USC Trojans

400

Considered a Basketball school but messed around and went 5-0 to start the season.

Kansas Jayhawks

400
Row the Boat to be average

Minnesota Golden Gophers

400
The "U" used to be cool now they are just another unranked team.

Miami Hurricanes.

400

So far... the only team to get fired.

Auburn Tigers

500

This school uses the slogan "Bear Down" even though they are not called the Bears.

Arizona Wildcats

500

They SOON about to leave the conference.

Oklahoma Sooners... Texas Longhorns is acceptable but you missed the joke.

500

Only team that wears Orange might actually win the B10 West.

Illinois Fighting Illini

500

You can have their Mascot for Thanksgiving meal.

Virginia Tech Hokies

500

The only team without a conference win. 

Vanderbilt Commodores