Urban Legends from Corporate America
Mad Gab
100
A certain brand of luxury car takes pride is their high-end automobiles. So much, that if this car should break down, they will dispatch a mechanic anywhere in the world and fix the problem for FREE! Which manufacturer supposedly does this? A. Mercedes Benz B. Porsche C. BMW D. Rolls-Royce
What is Rolls-Royce
100
Bay Beach Hemp Ooh
What is Baby Shampoo
200
Hospital time can be expensive. But if you can collect these things, you can trade them in for free medical treatments! What should you collect? A. Toilet paper cores B. Old TV Guides C. Aluminum pull tabs D. Paper clips
What is Aluminum pull tabs
200
Paper Fum Ooh Fee
What is Pay-Per-View Movie
300
This shoe company recycles old shoes to make tracks and playgrounds. Send them an old, ratty pair of your sneakers and they'll send you a brand new pair, no questions asked! Which company finds themselves receiving hundreds of pairs of old shoes, thanks to this rumor? A. Reebok B. Converse C. Adidas D. Nike
What is Nike
300
Window Wheeze Tart
What is When Do We Start?
400
According to the rumors, what organization secretly owns Marlboro Cigarettes, Coors Beer, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Snapple drinks, and Tommy Hilfiger clothing? A. North Korean Communists B. Al Queda C. The Ku Klux Klan D. The Mormon Church
What is The Ku Klux Klan
400
Aim Hunk Hear Inch
What is A Monkey Wrench
500
So this woman buys her little girl a Cabbage Patch doll. But the thing was defective and its arm fell off. She sent it back to the company. What did they send her in return? A. A $500 bill for the corrective surgery B. A death certificate for her doll C. A letter accusing her of child abuse D. The doll's ear, with a ransom note
What is A death certificate for her doll
500
Toot Hence Two Ray Lacks
What is Too Tense To Relax