are we getting in?
hakuna matata
they dont want us
gang smu deferred us
do they want us?
100

they didnt want us early action bro

smu

100

this school makes the freshman run across the field during football home games

baylor

100

my girl devi only applied here

princeton

100

our president transferred out of here

fordham

100

we eat food thats the name of the school

rice

200

i applied for a man

indiana

200

a high ranked fencer we know goes here

duke

200

they might burn down

ucla

200

their library can literally kill you if it catches on fire

yale

200

bros applying here after mars didnt sell a single clothing item

fit

300

benjamin franklin founded this university

upenn

300

they have a tradition in which students run around naked before exams 

harvard

300

Michael Bloomberg designed mascot costume

Johns Hopkins

300

our bestie xander goes to uni here

liberty uni

300

their mascot is a bobcat

nyu

400

they dont care if their kids burn down and resumed school

usc

400

they have a house on campus for bats

u florida

400
this university does ganpati puja every year

purdue

400

holds the largest scavenger hunt in the world every year

uchicago

400

this school holds annual halloween midnight concerts

brown

500

apparently, seeing a white fox squirrel on the way to a test means you'll get an A in this school

ut austin

500

students can become fully qualified pirates

mit

500

offers a computer security course called "Defense Against the Dark Arts"

uni of virginia

500

apparently if you walk under one of the tree with your significant other, you’re destined to marry them. u walk alone u stay single. 

texas a&m

500

Stepping on one of their "M" block is said to bring bad luck, and students must run naked to the Museum of Natural History before the Burton Memorial Tower chimes midnight

u michigan