Dad Jokes
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing... It just waved!
Who plays sports and owns a bull terrier?
The lovely Bri Sanders!
Who was a dancer for 15 years and loves Blink 182?
Ryan! She's the coolest!!!! Did you like jazz, ballet, or tap best?
Who is Spongebob squarepants neighbor?
Squidward Tentacles
What is Collyn's second job? Bonus 100 if you can name the company.
I teach fitness/spin at Power + Flow!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Who's our resident vegan that can play the guitar?
Miss Monica Villasenor! She's the best!
Who's married to their highschool sweetheart of 21 years, and was married in the chapel of the West in Las Vegas?
The beautiful miss Helene!!! Tell us the story!!
What instrument did Louis Armstrong play?
Trumpet!
What did Collyn get a Masters Degree In?
Opera studies and music education!!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarterback!
Who shares a birthday with Jimmy fallon and could eat salmon for the rest of his life?
Tito you rascal!
Who has a cousin who was an original Star Trek cast member- and has themselves been on TV and in the news??
Celebrity alert! Rae-Keba!
Which animal is the mascot for Hufflepuffs in Harry Potter?
The Badger!
If you had 100 dollars, would you bet that Collyn would be early, on time, or late to an event?
Late, y'all. I know my strengths...and weaknesses lol!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give him ten-TICKLES!
Who once slipped on a banana peel on TV, and is finishing their business degree next year?
Who took a job drawing caricatures of people at Neiman-Marcus- even though they had never done this before and he was never asked back! LOL
RANDY LOL
Who has 10 siblings and a shopping addiction?
Our own diva, Selena Martinez!!
Who is Collyn's favorite CCP?
I just wanted to see what y'all had to say hahahaha I could NEVER choose. Free points!
What's an astronauts favorite computer part?
The Space Bar.
Who has had a pet lovebird since they were 10 years old, and ghost hunted in Jarome?
The great Jeffrey-Steele Watson!
Who has a twin, and is able to race cars on an actual race track?
Shakeria is a speedy Mcgee!!!!
Who lived in 5 states, 1 foreign country, and loves riding on the back of her hubby's Harley?
Bad @$$! Donna Stephenson!
How many cats does Collyn have? Bonus 200 per name..
3!!! Gibbous, Hopscotch, and Simon!