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what has a face arms and no legs?
a clock
im tall when im young, short when im old. what am i?
a candel
what has many keys, but cant open a single lock?
a piano
if you are in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
2nd place
what band dosent play music?
a rubbe band
you walk into a room with a battle going on. the battle is beetween a candel, fireplace, and a kerosene lamp. what do you light first?
what gets bigger when more is taken away?
a hole
what question can you never answer "yes" to?
are you asleep?
what has one head, one foot, 4 legs, and dosent move?
your bed
what english word has 3 consecutive letters?
bookkeeper
giavannie has 8 sisters. lily, haily, maddison, emerson, natalie, sue, mary, sammy, and giavanne. how many kids are there?
9 kids
jimmy lives in a one story house. everything in the house is yelow. walls, door, celling, and furniture. what color are the stairs?
there are no stairs, its a one story house
a man was outside in the rain with no umbrella, or hat, yet not a single hair on his head go wet. how?
he was bald
where does today come before yesterday?
the dictonary
people make me, save me, change me, and raise me, what am i?
money
what can fill a room but takes up no space?
a light
i am always hungry, will die if not fed, everything i touch soon turns red. what am i?
a fire
you see a boat filled wih people, the ship didnt sink. you look away and look again at the boat. there is not a sigle person on the boat. how?
evrybody on the boat was married
a man is describing all of his daughters, he said they are all blonde, but 2. all brunette, but 2. and all a redhead, but 2. how many daughtes does he have?
3, a blonde, brunette, and redhead.
a word i know, six letters it contains, remove 1 letter, and 12 remains.
Dozens
a man dies of old age on his 25th bday, how is this possible?
he was born on febuary 29th
what can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
a river
the person that makes me, has no use for it. the peson that buys me, has no use for it. and the peson usig me never sees me. what am i?
a coffin
with pointed fang i sit and wait, with peircing force i crunch out fate, grabbing victims, and physically joinging with a single bite, what am i?
a stapler
i speak without a mouth and i hear without ears i have no body but i come alive with the wind. what am i?
an echo