The Guys Have It
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
How many sides does a circle have?
Two. An inside and an outside.
If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
The match!
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour!
What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?
Stairs!
Larry’s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty…Guess what would be the name of the fifth?
Larry
Some months have 30 days, and some have 31. How many have 28?
Answer: All of them
If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what’s a green house made out of?
Glass
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers?
They are the same
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Jim has five oranges in a basket. How can he distribute the oranges to five people, such that one orange is still in the basket?
Distribute 1 orange each to the four people. And then give the fifth orange together with the basket to the last person.
A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.
If a hazelnut falls from a tree when the wind is blowing north, where will it land?
On the ground
If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?
The 4 you took.
The capital of Turkey is a strange word. How do you spell it?
I T
A man buys a new car and goes home to tell his girlfriend. He goes the wrong way up a one way street, bumps into seven people, goes on the pavement and takes a shortcut through a public park. He is seen by a policeman but is not arrested. Why?
He is walking
9 = 4, 21 = 9, 22 = 9, 24 = 10, 8 = 5, 7 = 5, 99 = 10, 100 = 7, 16 = ?, 17 =?
7 and 17 = 9 [The number of letters in the spelling of 16 (sixteen) is 7 and that of 17 (seventeen) is 9]
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train.
How many times you can subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, Once you subtract 5 the number
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
Letter “e”.
A guy is condemned to death. He has to choose a room. Room #1: A fiery inferno. Room #2: 50 Assassins with loaded guns. Room #3: A room full of hungry lions that didn't eat in 3 months. Which room is the safest?
Room #3 because the lions would be dead if they didn't eat in 3 months.
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
None, or else it wouldn’t be a hole.
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
The two were married.
What breaks and never falls and what falls and never breaks?
Day breaks and night falls.