🛍️ Where’s My Mom? (Shops She Drags You To)
You’re walking behind your mom in this store while she compares shampoo prices. Again.
What is Walmart?
Home of Happy Meals, legendary fries, and the ice cream machine that’s always broken.
What is McDonald's?
You’ve passed this outlet mall a hundred times on I-45.
What is Outlets at Conroe?
You mix M&Ms, brownies, and cookie dough into your ice cream like a pro chef here.
What is Cold Stone Creamery?
They throw peanut shells on the floor here—and it’s totally fine.
What is Texas Roadhouse?
You swear you’re just going for toothpaste but end up browsing hoodies and snacks.
What is Target?
Open 24/7 and fully Texan—orange stripes, giant burgers, and spicy ketchup dreams.
What is Whataburger?
Want to hit Five Below, Ross, and PetSmart in one trip? This is your jam.
What is Conroe Marketplace?
Frozen yogurt heaven where toppings > actual yogurt.
What is Orange Leaf?
Pancakes, gift shop, and enough rocking chairs to start a band.
What is Cracker Barrel?
If you need cleats, a bike, or a football, this is your go-to (even if you're just playing backyard tag).
What is Academy Sports + Outdoors?
Pizza so fast it shows up before you finish your game round.
What is Domino's Pizza?
Movies, popcorn, and reclining seats—plus you can get actual food like a grown-up.
What is Star Cinema Grill?
Red boxes, sticky fingers, and donuts that disappear faster than your allowance.
What is Shipley Do-Nuts?
This taco place is your late-night hero. Plus, Baja Blast is life.
Smells like lumber, sounds like power tools, and you’re only here for the free popcorn (RIP).
What is Home Depot?
Orange chicken and chow mein you can inhale in five minutes.
What is Panda Express?
Every Saturday morning, this downtown market is bursting with local vibes.
What is Conroe Farmers Market?
Smoothie cups as bright as your future—if your future is full of strawberries and protein.
What is Smoothie King?
This Texas travel stop is famous for its vast snack selection, including a popular crunchy treat named after its mascot.
What is Buc-ee’s?
You’re just trying to find a cool hoodie, but next thing you know, you’re lost in a sea of clearance racks and discount shoes at this store that feels like a treasure hunt.
What is Ross/Marshalls/TJ Maxx?
This place in Conroe is famous for chicken tenders and crispy fries. The portions are so big, you'll be fighting your sibling for the last piece!
What is Chicken Express?
Not technically Conroe, but everyone shops here. There's a LEGO store, so... case closed.
What is The Woodlands Mall?
Cute little bake shop downtown with cookies so good they should be illegal.
What is Flour-ish Bake Shop?
This Conroe spot serves up barbecue and southern comfort food, known for its massive plates of brisket and homemade sides that make you feel right at home in the heart of Texas.
What is Rudy’s “Country Store” and Bar-B-Q?