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On July 3, 2026, this pop superstar married NFL tight end Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden.
Who is Taylor Swift?
Infamously, this teacher stole a basketball from Marven, but I think he is a fantastic guy.
Who is Michael James?
This American band has gotten billboard No.1 hits with songs Radioactive and Demons.
Who is Imagine Dragons? (Imagine dragon these nutz on your face)
AITA for murdering a bunch of children in cold blood, betraying my closest friend, and killing my wife?
Who is Anakin Skywalker?
Moon, Star, Day
What is "light"?
This self-described democratic socialist was sworn in as mayor of New York City on January 1, 2026.
Who is Zohran Mamdani?
This teacher is a revered PE teacher who Lucas falsely believed was biologically related to someone in this room.
Who is Emilia Doherty?
A genre of creative work that imitates other works often for comedic effect or social commentary.
What is a parody? (ParoDEEZ NUTZ in your mouth).
AITA for making my students write lines in their own blood using a magic quill?
Who is Professor Umbridge?
Match, Yard, Broom
What is "Stick"?
In June 2026, this rocket and satellite company's blockbuster IPO raised a record $75 billion, making its CEO the world's first trillionaire.
Who is Elon Musk?
This teacher shares the name of a job title for someone who makes cakes.
Who is Mr. Baker?
AITA for ordering the execution of Eddard (Ned) Stark, my bride-to-be's father, in front of her and her little sister?
Who is Joffrey Baratheon?
Three, Run, Free
What is "Way"
In early January 2026, the U.S. military captured this Venezuelan president in a large-scale attack; he was later flown to the U.S. and charged with narco-terrorism.
Who is Nicolás Maduro?
This teacher looks like this. Show image from discord.
Who is Kim Schwarz?
This radical right leaning Australian politician wore a burqa into parliament on two occassions, once in 2017, and also in 2025.
Who is Pauline Hanson? (Hanson DEEZ NUTS)
AITA for photocopying a Burn Book my friends (Gretchen, Karen and Cady) and I made, releasing it throughout the school and inciting a toxic riot while blaming it on them in the movie Mean Girls.
Who is Regina George?
Self, Life, Time
Nigel Farage, the leader of the highest polling UK party has called a completely unnecessary and unneeded election in his own seat. All parties have declined to run except for one individual. He has participated in London's mayoral race every election in the last decade and claims he is from the planet Sigma-9.
Who is Count Binface?
This teacher married one of his own students from when he first started teaching.
Who is Mr. Booth
This actor starred in the 2000 hit Christmas film in which he attempted to steal Christmas from a town of Whos.
Who is Jim Carrey? (Carry DEEZ NUTS).
AITA for killing my partner to steal his music, including the song "Remember Me"?
Green, Doctor, Light
What is "House"?