Dad-isms
The Holidays came early on a Spring walk with this classic
JESUS CHRISTMAS
Dad does it very well, but that doesn't mean he won't try a new way to perfect it every time he makes it
Pizza
This father explained the family relationship to his son right after slicing off his hand
Darth Vader
"A state of grace" must not have been in this band's lead singer's head when he killed himself
Nirvana
Many were made, no two the same
Cutting boards
Dad says he always is, but Megan's phone has other things to say
Right/Correct
Every time mom said this was for dinner, it was met with a groan from Dad
Salmon
This dad taught us that even cool science nerds can crack into the crystal methamphetamine business
Walter White
There was a breaking story about a get-rich-quick scheme on this news channel
Channel Six
Squirrels loved it, although they were not the intended recipient
Treehouse
A monkey may be stupid, but with enough chances they might play a tune by this man
Beethoven
This South Hemispheric country has been passed down through the generations as a dish
Chile
His lead followers say that they live in his image, but does that mean he used to diddle little boys too?
God the Father
Dad has been known to "pass on grass" but that didn't stop him from singing this song with his adolescent children
Planet of Weed
Last I "checked" this was a great gift
Chess board
This should be given in one lump chunk
Bad News
DAILY DOUBLE: Some might describe this least favorite food of yours as a synonym to the Grinch's testicles
brussel sprouts
Don't let his "religious title" get in the way of a good murder
"God Father" Vito Corleone
These days, we all feel like one of these
American Idiot
An odd project, for a man who hasn't had a job in a decade
Desk
"Wishy-washy" is not a phrase we would call our Old Man once he gave us these words of wisdom
Be open to all, and neutral to none
You get your picky habits from your maternal grandfather. What three categories would he accept for dinner?
Vegetable, potato, meat
He dodges the slavery bullet better than most, although some say he replaced his rotting teeth with theirs
George Washington
This car feature allowed them to see paradise
Dashboard Light
Small slit so things can fit...