Birthday Girl
This was Claudia's first job and where it was
What is a dishwasher at the Oconomowoc Lake Club?
After traveling from this exotic destination, US Customs was very suspicious of our suvienors
What is Punta Cana, Dominican Republic?
This dog belonging to a relative bit mom and she still has a scar from it
Who is Reggie?
Who is Theo Rolfs?
What Carter called Snickers
Who is Tim?
This sport caused Claudia to lose both of her big toenails
What is field hockey?
This attraction was so important to both Mom and Dad, we needed to push back our road trip in order to make time to visit
What is Alcatraz?
The name of Jenny's girlfriend
Who is Monica?
What Carter was doing when Claudia thought she smelled something burning
What is smoking a cigarette
Where Mom got called a c*nt
What is Boozhags (Nashotah Club House)?
Mom still wishes Claudia ended up with this previous boyfriend
Who is Jacob Beranek?
Where we were trying to go home from when we had to stay in the airport an extra two days
What is Miami?
This relative had a budding business of selling marijuana
Who is Jake?
This was the amount of time Claudia was pulled over in the Volvo
What is three times?
Mom cried when she gave this car make and model up as she traded it in for a minivan
What is a Jeep Cherokee?
Claudia was dressed up as this festive character as she vomited on her hands and knees
Who is Santa Claus?
The name of the rude San Fransisco bus driver
Who is the "Salty Sea Hag?"
Made of two ingrediants, this drink is a Grandma Shirley staple
What is a gimlet?
What is drill holes in it?
What Dad yelled during the last time the Packers played in the superbowl
What is "Stay in Bounds Jones!"
The only bone Claudia has broken
What is the collarbone?
On this Disney ride, Dad almost lost his hat but a good samaritian behind him, caught it
What is The Tower of Terror?
What is "that's my money"?
This happened to Carter and Claudia's car the week after they got it
What is egged?
This fast food restaurant once gave dad food poisoning
What is Hardee's?