Positive Self-Talk
Jokes
Random
100

You are about to take a big test and you are really nervous.

I can do this.

100

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? 

No, a cow says moo.

100

what question can you never answer yes to?

Are you asleep

200

It is your first day of school and you are nervous.

I can make friends easily

200

I always wanted to be a doctor.

but I didn't have the patients.

200

Magicly delicious

Lucky charms

300

You just finished a big test and you don't think you got a good grade.

I tried my best even if I didn't get a good grade.

300

I was going to tell a pizza joke

but it was too cheesy

300

Jared's dad had three sons Snap, Crackle, and ____

Jared

400

You have to give a presentation and you are nervous.

I can do this.

400

How do you keep a bull from charging? 

 Cancel its credit card.

400

What's a trees favorite drink

Root beer

500

you are getting a new class.

I am likable.

500

Why did the child bring a ladder to school?

Because he was going to high school.

500

I have 1 foot, a head, a body, and 4 legs what am I?

A bed