CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #1
CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #2
CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #3
CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #4
CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #5
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What did the man say to the bartender?
I'll have a corona, hold the virus.
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Why don't chefs find coronavirus riddles funny?
They're in bad taste.
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What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
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What is white when it's dirty?
A chalkboard
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What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
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What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever?
Self I so late
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What answer do you see when you first look at this puzzle?
NO WHERE
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What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle
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What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
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It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
300
What should you do if you don't understand a coronavirus riddle?
Be patient.
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Let's see who is smart enough to solve this math problem!
43. Shoe (5) + Man, two scarves and two shoes (19) times scarf (2).
19 x 2 is 38. 38 + 5 is 43.
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What has a neck but no head?
A shirt
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What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today and tomorrow
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What do you call coronavirus panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The worst-case scenario.
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Where do boats with coronavirus go to get healthy?
The dock!
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What has words but never speaks?
A book
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I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any - it’s a one-story house
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What did the coronavirus parent make their kids for lunch?
Mac and sneeze.
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Did you hear the riddle about the coronavirus?
Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
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What has teeth but cannot bite?
A comb
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What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
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A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald