CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #1
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CORONAVIRUS RIDDLE #5
100

What did the man say to the bartender?
 

I'll have a corona, hold the virus.

100

Why don't chefs find coronavirus riddles funny?

They're in bad taste.

100

What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
 


One's the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.


100

What is white when it's dirty?

 A chalkboard

100

What question can you never answer yes to?

Are you asleep yet?

200

What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever?
 

Self I so late

200

What answer do you see when you first look at this puzzle?

NO WHERE

200

 What has an eye but cannot see?

 A needle

200

What month of the year has 28 days?

 All of them

200

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

Your name

300

What should you do if you don't understand a coronavirus riddle?
 

Be patient.

300

Let's see who is smart enough to solve this math problem!

43. Shoe (5) + Man, two scarves and two shoes (19) times scarf (2).

19 x 2 is 38. 38 + 5 is 43.
 

300

What has a neck but no head?

 A shirt

300

What is full of holes but still holds water?

A sponge

300

 Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Yesterday, today and tomorrow

400

What do you call coronavirus panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
 

The worst-case scenario.

400

Where do boats with coronavirus go to get healthy?
 

The dock!

400

What has words but never speaks?

 A book

400

 I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A candle

400

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

 There aren’t any - it’s a one-story house

500

What did the coronavirus parent make their kids for lunch?
 

Mac and sneeze.

500

Did you hear the riddle about the coronavirus?
 

Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
 

500

 What has teeth but cannot bite?

 A comb

500

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An egg

500

 A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

  He was bald

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