Favorite Foods
Chickens use this to fly
What is a chicken wing?
The age I graduated college
Is it 25?
You have this (in the world) when your parents go out of town
What is a houseparty?
This happened on senior night
What is getting my pants ripped down?
The amount of dogs owned
What is four?
This fell down the stairs
What is a watermelon?
I became a Christian
What happened in 2018?
Lebron + Maliyah
Who is LeWife?
The first class I ever failed
What is college calculus?
He got blood on the walls
Who is Remi?
Must be rare
What is a steak?
I felt the touch of a woman
What happened on March 2, 2025?
What is corn?
He fell in the parking lot
What happened before I took my first bite of ice cream?
He thought it was a toy
Why did my friend's dog rip at my beard?
Put cheese on it momma
What is a cheese burger
I became a road menace
What happened in 2025?
It's like the Smith's
Who are Mr. and Mrs. House?
Someone took my place on stage
Was he crying on stage?
Play wrestling
How did I make the dog stop breathing?
People eat a bunch of these slimy guys on camera
What are ramen noodles?
I became potty trained
What happened when you were 5?
Guardian of a mystical creature
What is a Unicorn Protector?
Just like Craig on Friday
What is getting fired on your day off?
Running outside
How did I break my dog's leg?