Famous Sayings
Martine's famous quote for an extra stinky lake bathroom break.
What is "It's following me!"
The classic game played by the parents, which ultimately distracted them from Martine being left out, causing years of suppressed trauma.
What is Euchre
Besides Martine and Audra, Leanne's arguably longest friendship and cottage guest, known for her volume and energy.
Who is Grace Henry
The activity/country that almost took out not one, but two family members. Victim #1 was at the scene of the crime; victim #2 was at the breakfast table.
What is Snorkelling in Mexico (Tante Karen & Sarah)
The original name of the restaurant located across the lake.
What is Tailwinds
The not-so-common term used by German parents to describe a spill, especially on oneself.
What is a "Klecker Heinie"
The mollusk species that claimed a knee during a boat day island excursion in the 2010s.
What is a Zebra Mussel
A blonde-haired, blue-eyed family who doesn't particularly care for boundaries, but who cares! Free trampoline!
Who are the Kamaikas
The infamous alcoholic beverage that had Audra kissing the toilet bowl and Leanne fertilizing the trees.
What is Pink Whitney
A classic cottage footwear group to which Wendy has recently been inducted, and also falls under the "safety" category.
What are Crocs
Mark's excuse for coming back empty-handed after a fishing trip.
What is "There are no fish in this lake!"
The "out for groceries" aunt who shares too many behavioural characteristics with Bigfoot.
Who is Aunt Kelly
The resort where Uncle Peter believed he could walk on water. Unfortunately for him, this only resulted in wet socks and time away from Mark.
A meaty, poolside snack made on the barbecue, which requires two chefs preferably wearing Tilly hats.
What is Speducci
The newly coined term for "feeling unwell" (a.k.a being hungover) during a boat day.
What is "An Ethaning"
The snow sculpture created by our token art kid, whilst the rest of us struggled to build an igloo.
What is Audra's dog head
Audra's lesser-known alternative trait, which is not quite artistic, but who checks spelling anyway?
Who is "my autistic niece"
The harrowing incident that traumatized Martine, causing memory loss and supressed trauma.
What is naked Bradley
A side-of-the-highway treat, which, after its renovation, can still be considered a "treat" to some.
What is the Candy Shop
Uncle Peter's go-to response when asked about a DIY project timeline.
What is "It's not a priority."
A classic board game played by parents and kids alike, which predicts an army of children for Leanne. Hell, we ran out of car game pieces for all of them.
What is The Game of Life
An individual who fell victim to the same beverage that took out Audra and Leanne, except this one includes an umbrella, rain and misery.
Who is Sam
The harrowing memory for Tante Karen due to simply walking down the driveway. Boy does this family love the nude!
What is Mark taking a shower
Bradley's longest on-again, off-again relationship
What is Poison Ivy