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Why did the chicken cross the road ?
to get to the other side
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar
What’s green and pear-shaped?
A pear.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits
Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
como c dice. I am hungry ?
Tengo hambre