This Santa becomes Santa after the original Santa falls off the roof...
Tim Allen, Santa from Santa Clause
Who are Jesus' parent?
Mary and Joseph
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for _____
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for _____
This person's favorite movie is the Dark Knight or Jurassic Park and NOT a Christmas movie
Shawn
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled...
there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”
This Santa is an imposter
The fake Santa from Elf
Who were the first people to visit Jesus?
Shepherds
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
_________________________
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell rock
This person is getting coal for letting their baby and their cat ruin the family Christmas tree
Grace
Keep the change...
ya filthy animal.
This Santa will bring back your tree to fix the lights when they break.
The Grinch as Santa
Jesus is a descendent of who?
David and Abraham (will accept both or just one)
Where are you Christmas?
Why can't I find you?
Why have you gone away?
__________________
You used to bring me?
Where are you Christmas?
Why can't I find you?
Why have you gone away?
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me?
This person is getting coal for Hard Launching their relationship in December and taking away from the reason for the season and didn't even tell most of you before doing it...
Rhea
“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it
smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”
You better have a good gift to ask for from this Santa, especially if it's the first gift of the year...
Santa from Polar Express
On what day was Jesus named? (How many days were there until he was named?)
I can't deny what I'm feelin' inside
Nothin' fake about the way you bring me to life
You make every day feel like it's Christmas
________________________________
I can't deny what I'm feelin' inside
Nothin' fake about the way you bring me to life
You make every day feel like it's Christmas
Every day that I'm with you
This person made Santa Vegan cookies ruining his holiday
Sophie
“Cheer up, dude.
It’s Christmas.”
Catch this Santa headed to court...
Santa from Miracle on 34th Street
Who issued the census that sent Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem?
Caesar Augustus
Sweet dreams of holly and ribbon
Mistakes are forgiven
__________________________
And you would be there too
Sweet dreams of holly and ribbon
Mistakes are forgiven
And everything is icy and blue
And you would be there too
This person forgot to get presents for their 6 sisters
Sam