Classicsss >:)
Gross romances
Christmas songs
christmas figures described poorly
qUotes
100

oh no they forgot the child at home 

Home Alone

100

?? What is Rick Grimes doing in a christmas romance

Love Actually

100

I dOnt wAnt a LoT fOr ChrIsTmAS tHere is jUsT oNE ThInG I nEed

All I want for Christmas (Mariah Carey)

100

oh god he sees u when ur sleeping he knows when ur awake

Santa Claus

100

"I planned out our whole day. First, we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle."

Buddy the Elf (Elf)

200

why is Billy the only character with a name

Polar Express

200

christmas-obsessed man gets together with the woman who he sang a one-sided duet with while she showered 

Elf 

200

"Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop"

Hula Hoop (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

200

green man who was bullied as a child for being ugly now he hates christmas

The Grinch

200

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal... and a Happy New Year too."

Johnny / Kevin McCallister Lip Syncing (Home Alone 2)

300

arnold schwarzenegger not having a good time getting his son a gift

Jingle All the Way

300

This 2019 movie starring Emilia Clarke as a Christmas store elf who finds a man who seems too good to be true.

The Last Christmas

300

"Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep" 

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Jackson 5)

300

ooo skinny white boy everyone simped for in 2012

Jack Frost

300

"Yeah, I know it's a magic train. Actually, it's a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3-class Berkshire type steam locomotive built in 1931 at the Baldwin Locomotive Works. It weighs 456,100 pounds and has a tractive force of 3,450 pounds. Its top speed is..."

Know-It-All Kid (Polar Express)

400

Main character has an existential crisis and thinks Christmas is the way to go, except he has to give up everything that makes him who he is to celebrate it 

Nightmare Before Christmas 

400

ryan reynolds gets friendzoned but years later he's super hot and the girl would def be into him if he didn't turn into such a jerk

Just Friends 

400

"With you, Shawty, with you
With you, Shawty, with you

Under the ____"

Mistletoe (Justin Bieber)

400

rich man quite literally malding over christmas 

Ebenezer Scrooge

400

"Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick. Lock him up for fifty years, see what makes him tick!"

Lock, Shock, and Barrel /Nightmare Before Christmas Kids 

500

Father finds a christmas gift for his son in a shady place and the gift ends up multiplying and end up tearing up the town on christmas eve 

Gremlins

500
smelly medieval man tries to go for vanessa hudgens as a science teacher 

The Knight Before Christmas

500

"I've been down this road before
Fell in love on Christmas night
But on New Year's Day, I woke up and he wasn't by my side"

Santa Tell Me (Ariana Grande)

500

horned creature that scares children who misbehave on christmas

Krampus

500

"Peppermint! What I've been searching for all my life! I've struck it rich! I've got me a peppermint mine! Wahooooo!"

Yukon Cornelius (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)