RIDDLES
What's a teachers favorite nation?
Expla-nation
What has six faces and 21 eyes?
Dice
What occurs once in every minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter "M"
I have a large money box, 48 centimeters square and 42 centimeters tall. Roughly how many coins can I place in my empty money box?
Just one, after which it will no longer be empty.
Paul's height is six feet. He's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Why did the girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was high school.
If you were BORN 5 years ago, how old would you be?
Five years old.
What color in the English language doesn't rhyme with any other English words?
Orange
What does this mean? I RIGHT I
Right between the eyes.
What types of words are these: madam, civic, eye, level?
They are palindromes; they read the same both ways.
What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make Mom's day?
A school bus.
What's big and bouncy?
A trampoline
You can often see my effects
Although I am not ever seen
I come after cross, whirl, and wood.
And come before sock, mill, and screen.
Wind
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Your name
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
His horse's name is Friday.
This is the only country in the whole world that occupies the entire continent. What country is it?
Australia
Where do zombies go swimming?
The Dead Sea
We are all little airy creatures,
All of different Voice and Features,
One of us in Glass is set,
One of us you'll find in Jet,
The other you may see in Tin.
And the fourth a Box within,
If the fifth you should pursue
It can never fly from you.
Vowels
What grows in winter
Dies in summer
And grows roots upward?
An icicle
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is using it. What is it?
coffin
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
H-E-L-L-O
Where did the turtle fill up his gas tank?
At the Shell station.
Who helps the small pumpkions cross the street at school?
The ctrossing gourds
The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
There are 2 T's in THAT
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
The letter 'e'