Someone Please Stop the Holiday Music
Reasons to not like the ukulele
American Holidays
100

Name the artist responsible for this never ending holiday song

Mariah Carey

100

What is the difference between a ukulele and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

100

This is the month that Thanksgiving occurs in

November

200

This instrumental piece that we can't seem to escape was premiered by the Boston Pops in 1949 here in Massachusetts.

Sleigh Ride

200

What is the difference between a ukulele and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a ukulele.

200

Name one of the two U.S. presidents that we celebrate a birthday for in February.

Washington / Lincoln

300

This terrible song is sung by high-pitched animals.  What kind of animals?

Chipmunks

300

Why do some people instantly dislike the ukulele?

It saves time.

300

This holiday is celebrated the first Monday in September

Labor day

400

Who even writes this stuff? What is the name of this song?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

400

What is the range of the ukulele?

As far as you can kick it.

400

This is the date that we celebrate Veterans Day

November 11

500

Ooooo. "Rock and roll holiday song". So edgy. Very rock.  What is the name of this song or group (0:50)

"Carol of the bells"   Trans-Siberian Orchestra

500

What do you hear when a ukulele falls ten stories and smashes on the pavement?

applause

500

Martin Luther King day is celebrated in what month?

January