Family Vacations
The Crowleys stayed here on their most recent Disney trip, and issues arouse due to the limited bathroom situation.
What is the Treehouse?
This item was used to whip a young, frightened Cameron after he overflowed a bubble bath as he cowered in the corner.
What is a bath towel?
This is the emoji that Dicky frequently uses to represent Heather’s eyes.
What is a green heart?
This panic stricken family member once paid off a young scuba boy to rescue his son from riptides in Destin, FL.
Who is Kevin?
This was a distressed Cameron’s hiding spot of choice when Yaya was bombarding him with fun activities to do, such as visiting the aquarium or the movies.
Where is under the bed?
This Crowley Family vacation spot was home to the hot tub nudist's.
Where is Fort Walton Beach, FL?
This was the piece of furniture at Grandma's house into which Cameron was hurled with great force, shaking onlooker Yaya to her core one Christmas.
What is a desk?
This National Holiday marks the end of Heather and Dicky’s relationship after a pool blowup.
What is the Fourth of July?
This family member had to run to the girls restroom at the public pool after an Asian Epcot feast.
Who is Jackson?
It was this Greenway Drive resident's yard in which Heather infamously passed out after consuming too much Limoncello and a few cigs.
Who are the McClure's?
This Hilton Head Mexican restaurant was the site of a nasty brawl involving Cameron and the infamous Denise Walker.
What is San Miguel's?
This was the gymnastics move which Jackson falsely accused Cameron of performing and "landing on him," prompting a profanity-laced response from both Kevin and Heather.
What is a back tuck?
This article of clothing is frequently worn by Dicky D, and may one day be seen swinging from above
What are loafers?
This family member let a fart slip out while sitting in David’s van, causing quite an uproar.
Who is Cameron?
It was this chain restaurant at which the Crowley's wreaked havoc, prompting an employee to promptly quit. They were henceforth known as the Burtons at this establishment.
What is A&W and KFC?
This young girl, part of the group Autism of the seas, once cut a rug to a hit Black Eyed Peas song on the infamous 2015 Crowley cruise.
Who is Katie Wershterz?
It was this bar in Destin, FL at which the claws came out between Kaitlyn and Heather, prompting a separated dinner that night.
What is Pompano Joe's?
The name of Dicky’s ex lover, a woman with an exceptionally small tummy, who fell out of a barstool and broke her neck.
Who is Nancy D?
This Vintner Court local once fondled Kay’s bosoms without consent, blaming his actions on his early onset Dementia.
Who is Jack Minch?
It was this family event at which Elbert, noted fan of dimensions, pot smoking, and drones, suspected police racial profiling by local Dave Dunbar, prompting him to abruptly leave his post as DJ.
What is Kaitlyn's graduation party (2015)?
In this western state, new family member Cathy went missing late one evening and was found bloody and scratched in the middle of the desert after popping one too many pills.
Where is Arizona?
It was on this holiday of this year in which a Crowley civil war broke out. Bags for Gastonia were packed, and Cameron was violently rattled around in a bathtub.
What is Easter 2015?
This construction vehicle-found in the local home depot warehouse-may someday be utilized to put a permanent end to Dicky’s perverted schemes.
What is a steam roller?
This elderly woman exposed her voluptuous bosoms at an iconic living room wedding.
Who is Bosom Granny?