Dad Jokes
The joke starts: "How does a penguin build its house?"
What is "Igloos it together"
This person counts more neighbors in Witness Protection Programs than likely anyone else on the team.
Who is Kim Fleming?
This happens when a committed milestone's due date changes from one date to a date further in the future.
What is slippage?
This phrase is often voiced as a reaction by the CSAM IC or Manager field when they are presented with an action, focus, or initiative to drive forward.
What is "What's coming off my plate"?
Both Brandon and Walmart are headquartered in this 9th most populous city in Arkansas.
What is Bentonville?
The joke starts: "What do you call a pudgy psychic?"
What is "A four-chin teller."
Mauricio occasionally cooks his "asados" in his home's backyard in this second most populous city of Argentina.
What is Córdoba?
You should feel uneasy (and maybe even get an "EEEK" GIF sent to you) if you think about joining a Scrum call with a blocked milestone and no...
What is UAT (item, Unified Action Tracker)?
This is a phrase (that I think David states CSU GMs can no longer say) often said by CSAM ICs or Managers when presented with a task that has reliance on other customer-facing team members.
What is "who is telling the ATU/STU about this"?
This animal appears above Brandon's head in video during Teams calls (when not using any virtual effects).
What is a fish?
The joke starts: After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
What is "Because he had a ton of sick beets."
[Their] daughter is a soccer goalkeeper that has represented Canada in youth ranks and [they] is our only team member that lives/works in the Atlantic Time Zone.
Who is Josh Gallant?
Project work for a committed milestone is expected to conclude on January 5, and the related consumption is expected to start around this time. This should be the "due date" for this committed milestone.
What is February 1?
TRAI is an acronym for this.
What is Technical Resource Already Identified?
Brandon officially joined our team and started his journey as our beloved leader on this month of 2023.
What is February?
The joke starts: People laugh at my jokes in the office, but not over Teams. I asked someone why, and they said it was because...
What is "I'm not remotely funny"
This person travelled to Qatar just over a year ago with hopes of supporting [their] country in a historic FIFA World Cup run.
Who is Mohamed Fassi Fihri?
These 3 things together make up what is defined as "Pipeline Based Outlook".
What are Actuals, Projected Baseline (or Organic Growth), and Committed Milestones (or Committed Pipeline)?
Be like Coco-Chanel, It's hip to be square, Don't create a Frankenstein
What are Kelley's [Three] Rules of PowerPoint?
Brandon once indicated what type of Batman he hopes he is, referring to the actor as an adjective.
What is a Christian Bale Batman? (Who is Christian Bale?)
The joke starts: Why did Snoop Dogg pack an umbrella? (2 correct responses needed)
What is In case of a Little Wayne? What is For Drizzle?
This person studies the details of winter snow forecasts to pick out the "right" pair of skis from [their] collection that are most ideal for the mountain and slope conditions.
Who is Natasha Florence?
This is the name of a milestone rule that distinguishes a Committed Close Rate from an All-Up (Total) Close Rate.
What is matching (the matching rule)?
Modern Work, Security, BizApps
What is the usage business?
Brandon loves this animal, and last year he had a chance to spend some time with a romp of them.
What are otters?