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Nerd Jokes
Company facts
100
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
100
Location of corporate technology headquarters of companies like Facebook and Google
Silicon Valley, California
200
How did the programmer die in the shower from a shampoo bottle?
He read the instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
200
how much money did Amazon.com lose when they went down for 46 minutes?
6 million
300
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
beer.
300
Apples percentage of the market share as of July
41.4%
400
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
because Oct 31 = Dec 25 31 = 3*8^1+1*8^0 = 25 decimal
400
Where is Microsoft's HQ located? (hint: not California)
Redmond, Washington
500
Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
500
Percentage of users that use windows 8.1
13%