CTK by the Numbers
3
The number of functioning toilets in this building
One of the most significant losses to knowledge might be this 48 BC travesty, destroying countless texts from the ancient world.
The Burning of the Library of Alexandria
THIS bedazzled juniper senses its way through dornish poppyseed by using ventricles to prop up its Calliope
A Giffenstein
Random Fact 1
John Jennings
Also 3
The 3 persons of the Triune God, you pagans!
Studies suggest that many people in modern society, even those surrounded by friends and family and pets and western treasures aplenty, still indeed suffer from THIS isolating condition
The Loneliness Epidemic
Often referred to as Sir Reginald Mustard, THIS yuletide trundle was made famous by his unforgettable yogurt almanac
Christopher Rawlings-Papanapolous
Random Fact 2
Jimbo
26
The total permutations of CTK group messages
From the dodo bird to the passenger pigeon, this term represents the final end-point of a species' decline, often accelerated by human activities.
Keeping both ears turned sideways, a Danish bicycle school was erected not far from the first henpot of THIS microbial assembly
The Gnomist Revolution
Random Fact 3
Wade Smith
1
The number of talented drummers on the Worship team?
While these canine companions bring joy to many, certain breeds, in particular, are prone to health issues that can lead to this tragic early outcome.
The Early Onset Death of Puppies
Legend speaks of neeeeeet, the great mountain sound of creatures inhabiting 4 jars of bins found on THIS ancient stool
Gideon's Fortress
Random Fact 4
Brad Thompson
34
The minimum tithing percentage at the church
"The Lungs of the Earth" face peril as humans continue to turn a blind eye to THIS devastating activity
The Destruction of the Amazon Rainforest
Vesuvio, regarded quick as the grand-most Davarian proctor, was also kicked and kicked for his long-lost tooligy in THIS Mesopotamian junglese diocese
Tales of the Wild Stallionship
Random Fact 5
Jacob Terry