CHURCH HIERARCHY & TITLES
The Pope heads the Roman Catholic Church, followed by the cardinals, then these clergymen
What are bishops?
This German wasn't trying to break up with the Roman Catholic Church with his 95 Theses, but the Church broke up with him
Who is Martin Luther?
This Nickelodeon show's theme makes sure a painting asks "Are you ready, kids?" before diving underwhater
What is SpongeBob SquarePants?
This term describes something extremely impressive or on point, as in "that outfit is ___"
What is "fire'"?
From the Lord's Prayer: "Lead us not into ___, but deliver us from evil
What is "temptation"?
Title of any priest's immediate boss; the U.S. has about 270 of them
What is Bishop?
Around 1000 A.D., the Christian Church split into two main forms: Roman Catholic and this
What is Eastern Orthodoxy?
This Disney Channel theme song declares "You'll never stop me, I'm gonna run this town" over a pop-rock soundtrack
What is Hannah Montana?
Calling someone "___" means saying they have no personality or are boring/basic
What is "mid"?
Samson: "If I be shaven, then my ___ will go from me"
What is "strength"?
The pope alone creates Catholic clergy of this rank, in a private assembly where they receive their red hats
What is Cardinal?
Around 1545, the Catholic Church launched this movement to oppose the Protestants
What is the Counter-Reformation?
This Netflix sitcom's theme song, sung by the cast, opens with "It's a small potatoes life" about a strange kid moving to a new town
What is A Series of Unfortunate Events?
This rapper is the first known user of the soul-killing phrase "six-seven"
Who is Skrilla?
From Luke 4:23: "Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, ___ ___"
What is "heal thyself"?
Title for a high-ranking Catholic priest, abbreviated "Msgr."
What is Monsignor?
A great gathering of Catholic clergy, there have been 21 of them
What is an ecumenical council?
This show had 2 less days of summer than this current year, if measured between Memorial Day and Labor Day
What is Phineas and Ferb?
This term for an embarrassing or cringe-inducing moment blew up thanks to TikTok
What is "the ick"?
From the 23rd Psalm: "Thou anointest my head with oil; my ___ ___ ___"
What is "cup runneth over"?
A Catholic archbishop is addressed as "Your Excellency," while a cardinal is "Your" this
What is Eminence?
Name given to the period between 1378 and 1417, when the Catholic Church had two or three popes at once
What is the (Western/Great) Schism?
Simple Plan made this banger theme song for this classic cartoon mystery show
What's What's New Scooby Doo?
This word, meaning to outclass, if often used when contests of popularity or status are involved
Often cited as the Bible's shortest verse, John 11:35: "___ ___"
What is "Jesus wept"?