Hygiene
Four out of five dentists might recommend Trident gum, but all five out of five recommend this.
What is brushing your teeth?
You pay this to use something, but you don't own it.
What is rent?
What is a resume?
Get enough of this to earn your college degree!
What is credit?
If this could talk it would probably tell you to "just, like, chill out, man."
What is a refrigerator?
Not doing this can land you in hot water. Ironically, doing it uses a lot of hot water.
What is a shower/bath?
This is what you'll plan your savings with.
What is a budget?
You make this every year.
What is a salary?
Tests suck. This sucks too, but it makes tests much easier.
What is studying?
At home, this is a machine. In restaurants, it's also a job.
What is a dishwasher?
Do this to keep all your drip looking fly.
What is laundry?
College students can wind up with a lot of these if they're not careful.
What is a loan?
You could lose a lot of money if you commit __ evasion.
What are taxes?
You might not have to take so many loans if you apply for enough of these.
What are scholarships?
"Oh no, we're toast! Because of the ___!" -- Bread
What is a toaster?
Your neighborhood ants will be very glad for the floor crumbs if you forgot to do this.
What is vacuuming/sweeping?
One monthly bill for this is convenient, but you could be in trouble if you can't pay it.
What is a credit card?
Most jobs offer two weeks a year.
What is vacation time?
This is supposed to determine the direction of your career, and statistics show you'll probably change it once or twice.
What is a college major?
You should throw this away not too long after you make it, or it might grow something.
What are leftovers?
Almost everyone does this daily, and it's commonly associated with the letter Z. People don't usually think of it as hygiene, but it's actually very important to cleanliness.
What is sleep?
You pay money, you get more money back--but only if this goes well.
What is investment?
Strength in numbers counts in the workplace, too. Employees can form this if they think they're being treated unfairly.
What is a union?
If Mario has your dream job, you'll want to go here to learn how to do it.
What is vocational school/apprenticeship?
Prepare this at the beginning of the week or month and you won't have to think too hard about what you're making for dinner or what to buy for groceries.
What is meal planning?