Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
What is a Christmas Story?
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch...
What is "I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole"?
What is Bûche de Noël (Yule Log)
People here hide their brooms and mops on Christmas to prevent evils spirits from stealing them.
Where is Norway?
A song about Christmas
what is a Christmas Carol
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
What is "Its a Wonderful Life"?
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad...
What is "Próspero año y felicidad"?
What is Egg Nog?
KFC is the traditional Christmas Dinner here.
The night before Christmas
What is Christmas Eve
“'Come out the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs…'”
What is Die Hard?
Bout a red-suited dude with a friendly attitude
And a sleigh full of goodies for for the people on the block
Got a long white beard, maybe looks kind a weird
....
What is "And if you ever see him, he could give you quite a shock"?
What are gingerbread cookies?
Children celebrate with smaller firecrackers called volcancitos (little volcanos) and estrellitas (little stars) while those who are a little older tend to prefer the larger varieties and Roman candles.
Where is El Salvador?
Something you give to someone at Christmas
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!
What is Lethal Weapon?
Said Santa to a boy child, "What have you been longin' for?"
"All I want for Christmas is a rock 'n' roll 'lectric guitar"
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What is "And then away went Rudolph whizzin' like a shootin' star"?
What is Beef Wellington?
According to folklore, an old woman named Belfana visits all the children here to fill their stockings with candy and leave them presents if they've been good.
Where is Italy?
A feeling of joy, warmth, and nostalgia that people experience when the jingle bells start jingling
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
What is National Lampoons Christmas Vacation?
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles...
What is "Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, These are a few of my favorite things"?
What is Christmas Pudding?
Here, the Yule Goat dates back to at least the 11th century, where there are mentions of a man-sized goat figure, led by Saint Nicholas, who had the power to control the devil.
Where is Sweden?
Visible Electromagnetic Radiation hung on an evergreen tree as a form of decoration
What are Christmas Lights?