THIS IS THE TRAIN TO:
WHERE YOU WOULD FIND CODYS BOYFRIEND DANCING WITH HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS HEAD
LILY'S OF LONG BEACH
“I’M AS USELESS AS A ONE-LEGGED MAN IN AN ESCAPE ROOM”
LIAM
JOHN UNKNOWINGLY TOUCHED THIS ITEM IN SARATOGA ON CASSIDY’S BIRTHDAY
CODYS USED CONDOM
YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF IN SOMEONES BACKYARD EARLY JUNE FOR THIS DAY
BELMONT
NO LONGER A TRINS EMPLOYEE, BUT SHOWS UP EVERY NOW & THEN FOR A GOOD TIME
CHRIS
OH NO! JAMES HAS A TUMMY ACHE AND NEEDS TO YACK! HE'S GONNA IT HERE
JAMACIA TRAIN STATION
“IDK TAKING A STEP BACK FROM COOKING. ALMOST BURNT THE HOUSE DOWN THE OTHER DAY”
JAMES
JAMES GO AWAY, MIKE IS FINALLY TALKING TO A GIRL. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
IT'S MISTER STEAL YO GIRL
JOHN'S YEARLY BIRTHDAY
WILL GIVE YOU A TINI IN A MAN GLASS
ROB
PRO TIP: DON’T DRINK, FLY, THEN COME TO THIS BAR ON AN EMPTY STOMACH UNLESS YOU WANT TO FAINT
KID ROCKS HONKY TONK, NASHVILLE TONIGHT
“FOOT STUCK. IN BED. HICCUPS. CHALUPA. IN BED”
SEE THE PHOTO ON SABRINAS PHONE. IDENTIFY THE PHRASE THAT WAS SAID BEFORE THIS
JAMES “WATCH ME DO A BACKFLIP” MCCLEARY
ALSO STARTS HOPEFUL, BUT ENDS IN DISTRESS
FIRST METS GAME OF THE SEASON
YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT HE’S SAYING, BETWEEN HIS ACCENT AND A CIG HANGING FROM HIS MOUTH
IRISH JERRY
IT’S THE ONLY BAR IN NYC WHERE CASS WILL GET DENIED FROM
RICKS CABARET
“CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE BE QUIET? JAMES HAS A STOMACH ACHE”
LIAM
“GUYS, I SWEAR I HAVE A TERMITE INFESTATION”
TONY POST BELMONT
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN KNOCKED OUT YET...BUT YOU WILL
MARCH MADNESS DAYS 1 & 2
THIS PERSON IS ALSO KNOWN AS “GOOGLY EYES”
SEAN WARD
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU NEED TO CALL SPECTRUM TO GET TV SERVICE
374 BAND CAMP ROAD, SAUGERTIES, NY
“I’LL ONLY HAVE A MUSTACHE IF THERE’S A RIDE ON IT TOMORROW”
MIKE
“HEEEEEEEY, CASS…..
YOU’RE LITERALLY MY BEER PONG PARTNER…”
MIKES FAMOUS VOICEMAIL
BRI'S BIRTHDAY
DEEMED THE MOST LOYAL CUSTOMER OF 2024
CODY