Who He Play For?
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Stephen Curry

What is the Warriors? 

100

This active player holds the record for most career playoff games played. 

Who is Lebron James?

100

This man is a balding icon and the current starting point guard of the Atlanta Hawks

Who is Trae Young? 

100

This man has won the most championships as a player in NBA history. 

Who is Bill Russell? 

100

"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA." 

Who is Max Kellerman? 

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LeBron James

Who are the Cavaliers, Heat, and Lakers? 

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This player has the highest career playoff PPG average.

Who is Michael Jordan?

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The 3rd overall pick in the 1984 NBA Draft, this noted gambler has been argued to be the greatest player of all time. 
Who is Michael Jordan?
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Everyone knows that the Lakers and Celtics are tied for the most NBA championships won, with 17 apiece. This team is in third place, with 7. 

Who are the Golden State Warriors? 

200

This former player once claimed to have a better career than Dwyane Wade. 

Who is Paul Pierce? 

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Al Horford

Who are the Hawks, Celtics, Sixers, and Thunder?

300

The Conference Finals MVP trophies are named after these two players. 

Who are Larry Bird and Magic Johnson? 

300

The 5th overall pick in the 1984 NBA Draft, this knucklehead is arguably a better TNT analyst than he was a player. 

Who is Charles Barkley? 

300

This man holds the overall record for most NBA championships won, with 16 as a coach and executive. 

Who is Red Auerbach? 

300

"Better fit, better player" - this man on why he drafted Marvin Bagley III over Luka Doncic. 

Who is Vlade Divac? 

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Danny Green

Who are the Cavaliers, Spurs, Raptors, Lakers, Sixers, and Grizzlies? 

400

This player has scored the most all time total points in the NBA Finals. 

Who is Jerry West? 

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The man whom Paul Pierce recently labeled an "easy 40" (but actually swept Pierce out of the playoffs), this former Nets star is now an analyst for ESPN as well as a TikToker. 

Who is Richard Jefferson?

400

This player has won the most rings by a non-Celtics player, with 7. 

Who is Robert Horry? 

400

"He's a wing guy"- this former player on Steph Curry. 

Who is Paul Pierce? 

500

Taj Gibson

Who are the Bulls, Thunder, Timberwolves, Knicks, and Wizards? 

500

This active player holds the highest career playoff FG%. 

Who is Deandre Jordan?

500

Fellow Bald legend Kevin Garnett once called this power forward a "cancer patient," when in reality he has a condition called Alopecia Universalis, causing complete hair loss.

Who is Charlie Villanueva?

500

This team won the first NBA Championship (city and team required). 

Who are the Philadelphia Warriors? 

500

"Ben Simmons is the 5th best player in the NBA" - this man, on his TV show, in 2018 about the then-20 year old. 

Who is Colin Cowherd?