CWG

Historical Dates

100

Nov. 2nd, 2024

The First Election

200

May. 31st, 2025

The End

300

Nov. 15th, 2024

The Teacup Incident

400

Mar. 22nd, 2025

President Klaas' resignation

500

May. 14th, 2025

The Brotherhood fled the country

Nicknames

100

Tyrant

Ex-President Klaas

200

Nepotism

Isabellic Chair Klaas

300

Mother Nature

Former Kevlican Chair Williams

400

The Ghost of Pani Socca Past

Former Earlisian Chair Earls

500

"Catzilla" ; "Laser Cat" ; "Hellcat" ; "The Destroyer of Worlds" ; "The Bringer of Ends" ; "Public Enemy Number One"

Felix

Definitions & Symbolism

100

Red, Purple, and Green

The Isabellic, Earlisian, and Kevlican Parties' official colors, respectively

200

Seocularism (n.) : original version

The precise removal, disassemblage, and eating of the eyes.

300

Manusoccosis (n.)

Addiction to wearing socks on one's hands, commonly developed during Fête de Socca

400

"Rock" by Alexandra Moldanado

"I present to you my masterpiece, a commentary on the political turmoil in this country[.]" 

- Alexandra Moldanado 3/8/25

500

Crow

Bad Omen

Things that Happened

100

Isabella Klaas: on a regular basis (oou)

Threatens someone

200

The Teacup Incident

Former Kevlican Chair Williams attempted to spill tea on Ex-President Klaas. Klaas' then hit Williams in the head with his teacup, killing him on impact.

300

The House of Crow Ambush

Under the assumption of his command of the Vacation Police, Former Kevlican Chair Williams rallied a task force and broke into the House of Crow, killing Ex-President Klaas and several others via extravagant means, even taking one person hostage

400

Former Kevlican Chair Williams' Elaborate Death

1. Heart attack from meat and potatoes

2. Fatally shot by The Chinchilla's host

3. Thrown into a container of meat and potatoes

4. Found with knife in arm

5. Blown up in ambulance by necromancers

6. Turned into a flesh puppet by Jim

7. Chopped into bite-sized pieces and thrown into a bonfire by Ex-President Klaas

8. Thrown into a vat of acid (in nuclear power plant) by Sigil members

9. Composted by President Hermassi (pre-presidency)

500

State at least part of the decision of Republic of Guildian State v. Starri

Decision: The New Constitution was immediately made valid upon its ratification; the Acumenic Court is within its jurisdiction to function at the time of the court case; the election timer has already been reset since the impromptu election; the May election is invalid

Constitution (Old & New)

100

Old Constitution: Name 1 amendment directly relating to Ex-President Klaas

Amendment I: Elimination of Taxation

Amendment III: Gregg's Clause

Amendment IX: The "Royal Selfie" Clause

200

New Constitution: The new name of the country

The Republic of Guildian State

300

Old Constitution: Name 1 amendment directly relating to Former Kevlican Chair Williams

Amendment VI: Reestablishing the Homeless

Amendment XVII: "December 30th" Clause

400

New Constitution: What is one safeguard for pre-constitutional adults?

Those in non-labor-intensive jobs may remain employed until Aug. 1st, 2025; those who have previously achieved at least a year of CP service beforehand may cite it to help maintain adulthood later

500

New Constitution: What does the Communal Branch do?

Delegation of funds; regulation of business, education, and welfare ; manage legal forms