Personal Hygiene
This pre-work routine is a way to start a day before commuting to your office.
What is mulching.
A traditional top to be worn to the office of an investment bank.
What is a filthy T-shirt with nothing over it.
Something you can use to add character to a leather footboard.
What are toenails?
This can be done as a way to increase traffic on a listing.
What is stalking the neighbors open house with printed flyers of your own listing?
An underused and extremely dangerous way to avoid spending $8.00
What is, walking across the George Washington Bridg?
This is thought of to be an ideal way to store an Oxford shirt.
What is soaking the shirt in water, crumpling it into a ball and mashing into a glove compartment?
This lightweight jacket also known as a *blank* can be worn on an unseasonably cool summer day.
What is a dark black coat roomy enough to be worn over offensive lineman shoulder pads at Lambeau field during a January playoff game?
A way to enhance the features of a home to present a cozy lived in feel.
What is removing the knobs of a toaster oven?
An ideal time to photograph a listing.
What is 3:18am?
This low cost snack can put cravings at bay on a Greyhound Bus.
What is an entire bucket of fried chicken?
A popular place to 'work out' a shower if you are having plumbing problems in your home.
What is a public Dunkin' Donuts sink?
Carrying this in your pants pocket is a 'timely' way to add style.
What is the Sunday New York Times?
This item can be used to add character and charm to a kitchen photo.
What is a dirty spoon?
This alfresco feature adds outdoor living space to a suburban home.
What is a deck with the structural integrity of of four toothpicks holding up an anvil?
Something you can transport 1 mile by yourself to avoid moving costs.
What is a ping pong table on rickety casters?
Doctors recommend consuming 3.7 liters of this daily.
What is Coca Cola Zero?
These can be worn as a way to put your 'best foot forward'.
What are filthy white New Balance dad shoes with the rubber sole worn to 1/16 of an inch?
A popular knickknack to add charm to a home.
What is a Spider Man night light in a bathroom?
This feature is coveted by those who are in search of a professional kitchen.
What are mismatched appliances such as a freezer/fridge combo with a height discrepancy of at least 1 foot?
A popular way to avoid excessive food costs at a movie theater.
What is taking a Ziploc bag filled with candy and stuffing it in your pockets?
This organ is typically used to admire the aroma of food.
What are fingertips?
A typical accoutrement to help ease the chill of cold winter months.
What is wearing a sweater backwards and inside out?
This item can be used in lieu of a Peloton to promote a den with a healthy living style.
What is a Nerf basketball hoop stapled to the wall?
These can add panache to a living room.
What are exposed wires stuffed beneath an area rug?
These are known to be less expensive lodgings than luxury Manhattan hotels.
What are kitchen benches of your office?