What year did Dad get the Popcorn Machine
202
After meal, famous quote
"I'm a fat kid"
Does dad know what skibity toilet is?
NOPE
Dad's richest kid (probably)?
Clayton or Ayden
Favorite Color?
BLUE
What year was the holy water
2024
Something shocking happens:
"Schnikes!"
Does dad know the backstory behind 67?
Yes
Dad's least favorite kid?
Whoever cleans most
Favorite Animal?
WOLF
What year was Dad's best gift of all?
2004
Before bed:
Tacos
BONUS: meaning of each letter
Does dad know what three words make up "lowkirkenuinely"
Yes
Which kid did dad take to monster trucks most recently?
Hollis
Favorite Song?
Broken Vessels
When did dad receive the best gift of all (God)?
2016
most stated movie quote:
"Is it a point system... or... TO THE DEATH?"
Does dad know the definition of Unc?
no
How old was dad when mom had clayton?
17
Favorite Movie
Contact
What was Dad's favorite gift?
His daughter, Isla. If you did not say Isla, you do not get the points.
What famous quote did dad say years ago to get into a fort?
"Open sesame!"
Dad's most famous past word:
"Chill"
Who is dad's favorite?
(everyone knows it)
Easton
Favorite Pet?
Sometimes Hazel, Sometimes Boots, occasionally Hollis, surely its Charis at some times, probably crush